How The Rest Went Down

So if you haven’t noticed already, I’ve been blogging on autopilot for weeks. One of the reasons is because I haven’t been well, truly well for that long. (And well, the various cough suppressants might make me a little looney 😀 but not creative-writing looney:( )

It all started when the kids took turns being sick and then throwing up on the bed when Kings was traveling. (Phlegm-related. Some pillows didn’t survive. Better out than in, I would say, but the mess shook my resolve a little, there.)

As the kids got better one after the other, I went down. For much, much longer than they did. I carried large zip lock bags in my handbag for those uncontrollable cough-til-you-gag moments. (Number of bags used: ONE. Deservedly, in caps. Other times I was at home.) I have almost no recollection of seeing a doctor, except for the little bottle of prescription antibiotics I glanced in surprise at, after a few days.

Where did that come from? It has my name on it.

I think I finished the course of antibiotics just after Christmas. The initial prescription medicine before that. 2.5 bottles of heavy duty cough suppressant after. But not the coughing. And so began the long road of OTC cough-suppressing stuff. The kids don’t even bat an eyelid, they’re so used to the occasional violent coughing bout, particularly at night, that they rarely wake. My personal record stands at 7 months. I coughed for freaking 7 months, which was about the duration I sat in the then-UOB dealing room, after UOB acquired OUB. (Don’t put 2-and-2 together on that one, it was a high-casualty merger to be sure, but technically not for the team I was on, which was kept intact because the duties were not duplicated. Plus, I had a whole new additional and purposeful role.)

My then-doc had a theory about it being an allergy-related cough due to something in the air-conditioning at the new place. One day it was there, and I got used to it the same way you get used to a chronic back pain as long as it doesn’t get tha-at bad. One day I realized I had stopped coughing.

Well then. I hope that day comes sooner, this time round. I carry a face mask around for in case it gets too bad… 

Meantime, here's a pic of the Miss in bunny ears

Meantime, here’s a pic of the Miss in bunny ears

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Rockstarism #348/ Miss-Speak #38

#348/ #38

Rockstar: Mum. Lemme ask you something. Would you rather have 4 arms or 4 legs?

Me: ?! 4 arms I guess…

Rockstar: Yeah, me too! Because 4 legs would just look weird.

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During bedtime reading… And lemme just say this is one of those moments where you can’t possibly see this coming before the crash.

Miss: Mum. Don’t talk too louder. I want sleep.

Rockstar: You mean loudly. 

Miss: No, I mean louder. Don’t talk too louder.

Rockstar: It’s loudly. Don’t talk too loudly.

Miss: <obediently> Don’t talk too loudly.

About a minute later, and out of the blue…

Miss: NO! NO! I don’t want say “loudly”! Want say “louder” <BURSTS INTO TEARS> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Should've also asked them to do "the Titanic" pose

Should’ve also asked them to do “the Titanic” pose

 

 

 

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Weekender… not

1) Like George Orwell’s 1984 come and gone, the CIA’s 2015 predictions of what the world would be like…. from  way back in 2000.

The only one they appear to have got really wrong is about the population in many African countries declining. (It rose.) Hmm.

2) And how was your holiday? Rich Kids of Instagram photos.

Dis is home. Of course.

Dis is home for the hols. Of course.

(Dis was last hols)

(Dis was last hols)

3) The Idea That Wealthy Men Attract Beautiful Women Is A Myth.

Viva La Sense Of Humor. I hope.

Viva La Sense Of Humor. (I hope.)

4) Confessions Of A Fixer. For 14 years this onetime academic adviser and college basketball coach used test keys to cheat for hundreds of athletes, helping them meet the eligibility requirements of the National Collegiate Athletic Association. Why did he do it?

“…He wanted a big-time coaching job… …He has met plenty of Division I coaches… He thought he was their friend, that they would return the favors …paid him back through camp appearances… But when it came time to hire, they didn’t want him in their club.”

“…His fear of being discovered …led him to do much of the coursework himself, sometimes not even telling the players. He made some students believe they were completing the classes… …That’s how some coaches preferred it, he says…”

Say your child was a massively talented basketball player, j-ust shy of a couple credits. Say you’re a coach, your kids have worked so hard, they all deserve to win. But it is after all a “team effort”, and your best player is j-ust shy of a couple credits.

One parent claims no knowledge of “the fixer”. When contacted with some record proof, he declines to comment.

What would you do? (No, don’t, I don’t think it’s an easy one to answer at all.)

“The fixer” btw is also a parent. See, on the one hand, you probably want the career and the money, at least in part so you can give your kids the best that money can buy. On the other hand, if it’s shady, what if you get caught? There’s another hand on which is scrawled What If It Were Your Child Who Was Wildly Talented And Didn’t Get This Opportunity Because Of A Couple Credits and then there’s also What If Instead It Was Your Child Deprived Of A Rightful Place (As Defined By Credits Which Bear No Real Relation To Sheer Sporting Ability) and it was just a thought, that aside from running out of hands very quickly, there is simply no way you come out of this one (if you’re invested) without displaying a little selfishness…….

5) The Dark Side Of The Moon. Not the Transformers movie. The story of Buzz Aldrin, second guy on the moon.

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He holds 3 patents for Space Stuff, he came back from the moon and had an alcohol problem, a few divorces and was selling cars at one point. His father never really got over him being second man on the moon (petitioned the US Postal Service about it, no less). He uh, also made a rap video with Snoop Dogg – titled “Rocket Experience,” no less – and was on freaking Dancing With The Stars (say what?!) and – I’m already exhausted from all that, aren’t you? But it goes on, and I just have to keep reading, and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Fiction.

6) Nutty Like The Chocolates? Guy From Belgium flies to Austin, Texas because Facebook says he should be friends with some guy there and he wants to find out if it’s true.

What would YOU do, if Facebook suggested you should be friend with this guy?

What would YOU do, if Facebook suggested you should “friend” this guy?

7) JD’s skit this week is How To Kill A Dragon (cameo by Rockstar), as she flaunts her Christmas pressie after a certain animation we finally, finally got round to watching, over the hols 🙂

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Have a good week, dears…

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The Bathtub Is The New Cardboard Box

Especially when it’s cold, the Rockstars have been spending more time in the warm tub. Sometimes, it’s a deep sea grotto, and they’re diving for gems and coral, sometimes it’s the latest installment of Masterchef. They also conduct Christmas bauble races (you coax floating baubles along with wooden sauce spoons – this only works wit baubles that float, the Miss would like you to know) or else you even have your own band – an egg whisk can be either a guitar or a mike (needless to say, they’re way too loud with this one.)

But, our story goes, on one such day when I’m making a simple pasta, I need the pasta/salad server, only to discover it has already been set aside far out of the Miss’ reach.

“She was combing our hair wayyy too much with it,” shrugs Rockstar. “So you can definitely have it for the food…”

Exploring Rockstars

Exploring Rockstars

ps: Their tub times are clothed, they both wear something when in the tub together, nowadays. So call me a prude 😛 

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Neither This Nor Next Friday…

1) Go Swedish Troll Hunters! The Researchers Who Strive To Unmask Online Haters.

“…The agenda is to raise hell about all the hate on the internet…” “….The anonymity provided by the internet fosters communities where people can feed on each other’s hate without consequences…”

2) Sweden’s Burning Christmas Goat. The Gavle Goat tweets, blogs, and does not take lightly to arsen.

Beh.

Beh.

3) Ok self-help time… 

a) 9 Lies We Tell Ourselves.

b) What Doctors Can Tell Just By Looking At Your Eyes.

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If you click around, they’ve also got what skin, nails etc will tell docs about your health, but I chose Eyes as a nod to the science of iridology – more than 10 years ago I had an eating/ digestion problem – I was a huge steak and potatoes girl, adding full-fat glasses of milk and Planet Smoothie peanut butter shakes to the three full meals I already ate…. and I got hunger pangs a lot. No, it’s actually not a “dream come true”, it’s incredibly inconvenient to have to keep eating all the time. Think when you can’t even last through a meeting and have to carry a peanut butter shake into the meeting room with you.

I wasn’t even that skinny (but wasn’t “fat” either; “fat” was during pregnancy when I put on 25kg and 21kg respectively, with each rockstar, though I still passed all the pregnancy sugar tests fine), but I was getting hunger pangs. I thought the answer was to eat more. A former mentor in Singapore recommended iridology (to be exact, Dr John Paulase of Panaga Holistic Center in Adelphi shopping center). I still credit the diagnosis he did that day (about how I digest certain foods much more efficiently than others, what generally ails me, what doesn’t) with many dietary changes I’ve kept up ’til today.

4) Sadly, The Biggest Career Crashes Of 2014.

PIMCO's Bill Gross is on the list...

PIMCO’s Bill Gross is on the list…

Him too.

Him too.

273,968 people signing a petition to deport you back to Canada has to hurt a bit…

5) Oops, picture-lite. Therefore, House of Books. In the age of Kindles and iPads, dis is art.

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6) Also, The Alien Beauty Of Jellyfish. Dedicated to one of Rockstar’s friends 🙂

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7) Miss Skit is titled, Missing The Point. (Or well, the spot 🙂

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Diligently scrubbing her hands but where’s the paint?

 

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Little Miss Speak #37 – Random MissSpeaks

#37

Rockstar: What room has no doors and windows?

Miss: <jumping up and down> Jump-ing Mush-room!

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Rockstar: <pointing to a picture of Disney characters – the usual, Mickey, Minnie, Goofy> Who’s this?

Miss: Little Miss, (her best friend), and… and…. Mr Scary.

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Singing one day in the car…

Miss: Dino-saur, dino-saur… You-are-Sca-ry…..

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Miss: Mummy. Shh. Don’t talk loudly, I’m sad.

(Rockstar bursts out laughing)

 Miss: SHH! Really! I’m sad. Miss sad. <mock sad face> 

Moments later, she starts bawling at the top of her lungs. Considering nothing happened, I take wild guess: 

Me: Is that a fake cry?

Miss: Yes. Is fake cry. (Everyone) quiet. If not, Miss fake cry again ah.  

She's just uh, singin' in the bath

She’s just uh, singin’ in the bath

 

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Jingle Bao vs Jingle Bow-Wow

More Christmassy decor pics (well, this one’s at IFC which I frequent increasingly less – go Oxymorons! while buying Nespresso capsules)…

Meet... the Jingle Bao.

Meet… the Jingle Bao.

Hello dere.

Hello dere.

This the layout of this thing...

This the layout of this thing…

We were lucky to pass by and simply walk in I think, all the while wondering why they mention you can only be up here 3 mins at a time…

i.e. here Inside the Bao after climbing a remarkably sturdy staircase

i.e. here Inside the Bao after climbing a remarkably sturdy staircase

While watching these spinning things...

While watching these spinning things…

...and these flapping reindeer-card things...

…and these flapping reindeer-card things…

Just time for one shot...

Just time for one shot.

And this the mirrored inside of the Bao.

And this the mirrored inside of the Bao.

From luxe Christmas decor to…. luxe doggie Christmas decor at Whiskers and Paws:

Chew-a-Santa (or a gnome)

Chew-a-Santa (or a gnome)

Gourmet pet stuff...

Gourmet pet food stuff…

And more Christmassy pet gifts (or really, gifts for pet owners)

And more Christmassy pet gifts (or really, gifts for pet owners)

(No I’ve never bot those gourmet canned foods or brought JD here <sheepish> but it’s because aside from the store, the dog run area is quite small – JD already spends hours in a park and isn’t that interested in meeting other dogs, she just likes to run a lot and fetch things so we do parks instead)

And one day they also had... this.

Not even on this day recently when I did see one guy in a crisp pink shirt with a poodle in Santa hat, obviously going to take their Christmas card pic 🙂

But this selection is pretty cool...

But this selection is pretty cool – know what those are?

It's a squeaky toy that only dogs can hear! Very thoughtful Christmas gift right?

It’s a squeaky toy that only dogs can hear! Very thoughtful Christmas gift right?

Who wins it, the Bao or the stuff for the Bow-wows? (I vote Bow-wows, just for the un-squeaky toy alone 🙂

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Rockstarism #347 – A Very Good Use For Santaphobia

#347

Overheard recently when Rockstar was watching Youtube and the Miss as usual has to bug him…

Miss: Ko-ko, ko-ko, ko-ko, ko-ko. 

Rockstar: <without looking up> Stay away, Miss. Ko-ko’s watching Santa Claus. And something about triangles.

We shall hide behind ac giant bauble.

We shall hide behind a giant bauble casually littering the Lane Crawford in IFC

And with that, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

ps: Yeah she currently also has an issue with triangles.

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A Merry Season…. With Santa Phobia. Say What?

Of all things, the Miss has passed swift verdict that Santa is now “scary”. This means – wait for it – no Santa movies. (I. Know. How unfair is that?! We have all these Jingle-y movies a-la That Very Tall Elf Guy and Something About Jack Frost Wanting To Be Santa and That Rockstar-Aged Boy Who Tries Aftershave And Screams His Lungs Out and – the Miss has banned all of us from watching anything with the Big Jolly Guy In Red in it.)

I have no idea what this is. She literally woke up one day and decided Don’t Like Santa. Santa Scary. (I’m not sure she means scary scary, or if she has simply decided this is the Thing She Shalt Now Impose Her Will About. I actually suspect it’s the latter, because the Miss isn’t usually the kind who scares easily, but she is the kind who likes to impose her will abruptly.) But, whatever it is, we don’t get Santa.

I can imagine us playing Hide From Store Santa for the rest of the season…

But Reindeer Are Alright

But Reindeer Are Alright

ps: Then again, Home Alone doesn’t have any Santas in it, does it?

pps: I’m in the middle of a course of antibiotics for a bad cough/cold, following the kids being sick, so please excuse the at times errant blogging…

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Rockstarism #346/ Miss-Speak #36 – If At First You Don’t Succeed At Annoying Ko-ko…

#346/ #36

“Reading” before bedtime, in the Rockstar household, The Miss leaves her post crowding Rockstar into a corner of his seat as usual to say conspiratorially and obviously within his earshot…..

Miss: Mum. Actually Ko-ko quite naughty. <nodding convincingly>

I raise my eyebrows and glance over at Rockstar, who gives no indication he’s heard.

Miss: <loudly> Ko-ko really. Quite naughty. <still nodding convincingly>

Me: Ko-ko? (Rockstar grunts but doesn’t look up. Miss stalks back to him)

Miss: Ko-ko. Notti! (Note this is what he usually says to her)

Rockstar: <still reading> Told you no one is going to believe you, Little Miss Stories-All-The-Time.

Miss barely blinks, simply turning and walking over to the box of Mr Men books where (yes, predictably) she flings one into Rockstar’s book, effectively getting him to stop reading.

Rockstar: AARRGH!! <flings himself at her, knocking her into a pile of pillows as she giggles delightedly> MUM!!    

Me: I saw. But technically you’d be the one in trouble, as the bigger one, for knocking the little one over. Except…. (Miss starts delightedly running into our padded headboard and falling over) in this case we both know it’s what she wants.

Rockstar: Can’t you do something??? I was reading!!

Me: Well yeah and she didn’t want you to read (the Miss repeatedly runs into the headboard and bounces off, occasionally landing face first on the bed, still giggling)… Give me a minute, I’m thinking. 

Rockstar: She’s crazy! <Miss falls over again laughing, and he can’t stifle a snort>

Me: Uh… That’s why you have quiet reading places. Your parents’ bed however is Fair Game. Besides, framing you obviously didn’t work, you didn’t even blink and she’s trying to get your attention. She’s getting better though, this time she managed not to hit you on the head with the book.

Rockstar: She’s not supposed to be throwing things!

Me: Yeah, but she knows that. That’s why she’s doing it, because otherwise you’re not going to scold her. She’s trying to get your attention.

Rockstar: <seriously> Mum. What are we going to do with her, can we send her for training or something?   

Me: You mean like JD? 

Rockstar: Y-eah.. Sit, Stay… Don’t Be Annoying…

One fine day when the kids are playing nicely… All 3 of them (JD btw herds the Miss fairly often and it annoys her. So basically in our household it’s Miss Annoys Rockstar, JD Annoys Miss.)

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We’re loving these Ikea toy storage bins with the wheels on, btw – they come in a few colors the kids can choose (Miss chose white, after changing her mind a. Lot – we kept going back to that counter to change the bins), but then she also wanted the trays printed with birds to set on top – which allows us “extra tabletops” for Lego and what not, and we can move those little “play islands” about the apartment.

Obviously JD also approves, because then she can see what the other two are up to…

Remember when we used the Ikea bins and tray as an "art island"?

Remember when we used the Ikea bins and tray as an “art island”?

<sheepish> I have a half-baked thought about kids sitting in a proper place to do work… Yes, yes I agree they must have one…. But I also notice a lot of the time they then deliberately avoid it because that place spells “work” not fun, not something creative, etc etc. There’s also another thing that crosses my mind – I see kids doing homework in food courts and cafes all the time, and then I remembered how back in university I had a lot of course mates who deliberately studied in empty exam halls because they thought it would make them wayy more comfy with the exam setting when the time came. Thing is, you could also practically cut the tension in the air with a knife, during study time.

Now, I dislike standardized tests personally because I think they rely heavily on how you’re feeling when you’re tested, those 3 hours or whatever. I do acknowledge that if that’s the “language,” then you have to be fluent in it, else how are you going to “communicate”… but I used to see course mates do thing like pick the courses they were doing that semester, among others, based on the exam timetable so they had optimal time in between papers. (Call it sour grapes, I didn’t think to do that and it did affect my results :D) – BUT after the exam, then what? You do get up to optimal exam performance level, but work life someday will not be a 3 hour exam. 

(Maybe you think that’s just nuts but I think it’s a waste to put a lot of effort and practice into doing well and then just because conditions aren’t “right” for how you’re used to doing your homework/ schoolwork/ whatever, you underperform a 3 hour exam. I don’t consider either a good indication of how you do at work someday, though I concede correlation “)

ps: The kids are playing with kinetic sand – it’s cleaned-out treated sand that sticks only to itself. The guy at the fair told us it’s magnetic, not sure if that’s true or not – we’ll just have to go try magnets on it for ourselves sometime – but if I google then it says the treated bit uses something similar to silly putty to make it stick.

(This is MAJOR for me because I’m anal about scratched corneas and eye infection from kids rubbing their eyes with dirty, sandy hands at the beach)

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