Rockstarism #297 – Healthy Chips

#297

Kings brings Rockstar home from playing at a friend’s house and he doesn’t quite finish his usual huge dinner, leaving a spoonful or two…

Me: I’m surprised, I thought you’d be starving; did you eat something over there?

Rockstar: Yeah. I had Healthy Chips.

Me (thinking he’s totally making that up): Dude, you can call them anything you want, it doesn’t make them healthy. It’s like me scarfing “Healthy Candy.”

Rockstar: No, really, they showed me the bag. It had “healthy” on it.

Alright then. I wander off… Except…..

Me: Wait. They showed you the packaging? Why would they show you the packaging, did you ask them???

Rockstar: Yeah <shrugs>. They had chips so I said ‘Are they healthy’? 

Me: You went for a little party and asked (the hosts) if their chips were healthy???

Rockstar: Yeah! <nodding convincingly> And their helper’s really good. When I asked if the chips were healthy she went and got the bag to show me. 

Me: Uh…..

Me: And there is an actual bag of chips out there with the word “healthy” on it? Oh wait I think I know which one – were they Sun Chips? The rectangular ones?

Rockstar: <thoughtfully> They were prisms. 

Me: They were what??

Rockstar: Prisms. They were rectangular prisms.

Me: (To Kings) What is with your son today?

Rockstar: <Looking up from laptop> Hmm?

Kings: <Looking up from laptop> Hmm?

Ps: I hadn’t mentioned previously that last birthday party Rockstar went to, he’d announced before setting off that he wouldn’t be having cake that day. Didn’t feel like having something unhealthy. I then specifically asked him to just say ‘thank you’ and have a bite and quietly not finish it (there was one other party earlier in the year where he’d simply kept saying “no thanks” to birthday cake and ice cream that the host kept offering him and how do you tell a host “Sorry, it’s because my child doesn’t want anything unhealthy today” without sounding like a total jerk), so then that time I asked him to just accept some cake. Guess what happened? He still didn’t have any. 

Me: I thought I said don’t keep turning it down if they simply keep offering you something??

Rockstar: But (birthday boy) said it was ok, I didn’t have to eat it. 

Me: You asked if you “had” to eat it??

Rockstar: Yeah. I said “Do I really have to.” He said I didn’t have to. <shrugs>

Like so...

One night in Okinawa when he DID have chips…..

And she didn'tzzzz.

And she didn’tzzzz.

 

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Hope And Faith This Friday

1) Does your iPhone believe in God?

Here’s some of what Siri had to say:

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Whoever writes Siri’s stuff should do standup.

The great Immanuel Kant said there is nothing higher than reason. I wouldn’t profess to improve on that, but it occurred to me that a person’s perception of reason can be powerful. Sometimes I couldn’t understand why Jarringly Obvious Reasons could possibly be rejected, until I realized that it was simply not seen as such.

Siri’s “AI – artificial intelligence-ish” answers are more profound than we know. What you see vs what a camera lens sees is the difference between perception and reality, yet no high resolution picture can flesh out a picture more than a person’s memories and past experiences could possibly do to your eyesight.

Stars don’t really twinkle either. But looking at it through layers and layers of air and a gadzillion light years makes you write nursery rhymes about how they do

Which brings me to how coloring our perception is also faith. Without our unique perception our reasoning isn’t human. (Nor is our humanity reasonable sometimes :D) But also – without faith we would see far less beauty. And without faith (or hope) we would be far less beautiful. Thought for the weekend. Thanks, Siri.

Oh, and the better question is whether Guy Who Writes Siri’s Stuff Believes In God.

2) 14 unexpected responses to hatred that will restore some of your faith in humanity. Highly recommended. It will also give you strength for the following week.

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I chose this one above: At a small Ku Klux Klan meeting, counter-protesters outnumber Klan members and one gets a taste of his own intended medicine. People start beating him up. So you thought that was when evil was vanquished? No, that’s when an 18 year old African American student comes to his defense. One of my most regular prayers of protection is that we are kept from evil.

And if you look in the link, do you notice anything in common? Without that something horrible, there is no something noble and strong. You will never know the strength of your convictions until they are tested. That actually sucks because then you have to be tested.

2 Corinthians 4:2 – this is how we show people who we are.

The key to vanquishing hate is to not hate back. It doesn’t have to be about race, religion or sexual orientation; as a former banking mentor once put it, it’s about not becoming what you started off hating.

It wasn’t being preachy, this former mentor used to also say, “Think I’m a nice guy? I’m not. ‘Nice’ people are the ones who hold the door open for you and say ‘after you’ when the building is on fire. I wouldn’t do that.” But really how many of us would? Figured a better 4-letter word would be “hero”. And here are some closer to (our) home:

This is a monument commemorating the SARS Heroes that I never knew existed til maybe a week ago, in a quiet part of Hong Kong Park.

This is a monument commemorating the SARS Heroes, in a quiet part of Hong Kong Park.

I never saw this until about a week ago, when Little Miss was on playdate and we wandered up into this quiet area of the park.

(And that was the Miss shortly after... at the park's aviary)

“How come I don’t get one?” (And that was the Miss shortly after… at the park’s aviary, where you walk on these wooden platforms and watch the birds eating from several feet away)

3) To see the world in a grain of sand….. magnified up to 300 times.

To hold infinity in the palm of your hand...

To hold infinity in the palm of your hand…

4) Love this because usually people do pics of cute puppies… Isa Leshko’s Elderly Animals project to express her ideas about the treatment of animals.

Not a puppy.

Not a puppy.

5) Dad proves there is hope for parents yet…….. on a post-it.

from Huffpost

from Huffpost

6) This week The Rockstar’s 5-second skit is Look Out Behind You.

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(Little Miss left a lot of marks on Rockstar’s t-shirt with a permanent marker.)

Good weekend dears…

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Rockstarism #296 – Hit Me With Your Best Shot, Little Miss

#296

Kings is trying to watch tv, which he takes very seriously after a hard day’s work because he doesn’t get that much tv time…

Kings (to Rockstar): I told you to turn that down (Rockstar was watching What Does The Fox Say, Minecraft Version on Youtube). Anyway it’s bedtime. (Which is true, I called him in 10 mins ago but then got distracted chasing Her Highness around on the bed for one last diaper change…) Go to bed.

Rockstar huffily tosses my laptop on the sofa, resulting in a hearty telling off from Kings which he doesn’t dare snark back at, and so when he comes in for bedtime routine I get a slammed door. Whereupon it’s my turn to snap at him.

Little Miss (to Rockstar, having overheard both scoldings from her position on the bed): <reproachfully> Nnooo. No, no, no…. NnoooOOooooo.

Me: Stop. Ko-ko’s so angry he’s going to choke.

Little Miss (ignoring me and still looking at Rockstar): <reproachfully> Nnnoooo. No, no, no. No.

Me (not sure whether to laugh or worry it’s going to take a month for Rockstar to cool down): You. Stoppit. Ko-ko’s really not in the mood. Don’t make it worse. And anyway aren’t you scared I can’t keep Ko-ko from doing something to you?

Little Miss (finally meeting my eyes): No.

A very tight jaw-ed Rockstar climbs onto the bed and assumes a fighting stance (no I’m not kidding, and this is laughable because there is just no way he wins a fight against his baby sister – firstly it was drilled into him never to hit her even in retaliation and anyway he never has. Secondly, she has no such qualms (he does however practice his taekwondo blocks on her. I once told him she was good for that upgrade to an A- from a B- in Blocking, last grading :P). And I really need to talk to him about Getting Into Fights You Have No Hope In Hell Of Winning.)

And there, on the bed, stands our fusspot firstborn. Fists clenched tight, knees slightly bent. Go On, Make My Day. Hit Me With Your Best Shot.

Little Miss comes at him with everything she has. She rolls over, then rolls over again, until she’s lying at Rockstar’s feet, on her back, looking up at him. Giggling delightedly, she kicks about in the air and squirms against him going “Ko-ko. Ko-ko. Ko-ko! <wriggle, wriggle, kick, kick>

Rockstar: Ugh. Off. Get…. off…. Get her off me, Mum. Please. <crawls under the covers to wait for their bedtime story and to go to sleep> 

Rockstar even said please. I should enlist Her Highness’ help more often, in Rockstar Fusspot Anger Management.

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ps: Rockstar got his own back, the following day. Little Miss had had a terrible day at Baby Chinese class, and when he got back from school, who knew the first thing her brother would say was “And how was she at Chai-nese today?” and gravely wait for a status report. For real. I didn’t even think he remembered she had Chinese that day.

And I saw Her Highness jump guiltily 😀

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Rockstar’s Physical Over The Weekend

Rockstar had his annual checkup at “The Nice Lady Doctor’s” this weekend, and while I was steeling myself for a couple surprises…… (he’d been “weird” towards the end of Okinawa, sleeping 13, 14 hours a day in narcoleptic car naps + night sleep and eating comparatively less – this then carried on throughout most of his first week of school where he slept through dinner several days in a row, to the point we thought he was coming down with something but he never did, touch wood)…… I hadn’t expected to hear that he couldn’t read some numbers on the last row of the eye chart.

Act cute while having blood pressure taken...

Act cute while having blood pressure taken…

Height and weight normal! (Really? Really really??)

Height and weight normal! (Really? Really really??)

And he held it up like Simba...... (yes it's a urine sample. He made me put it up.)

And he held it up like Simba…… (yes it’s a urine sample. He made me put it up.)

And then he complained the pricked finger for a blood sample was a lot worse than any vaccination injections and I told him that was because fingertips have more nerve endings which is when he asked why they can't prick a vein in his arm to get the blood sample

And then he complained pricking his finger for a blood sample was a lot worse than any vaccination injections and I told him that was because fingertips have more nerve endings which is when he asked why they can’t prick a vein in his arm to get the blood sample (cringe)

And that's the eye chart I guess

And that’s the eye chart I guess

Kings immediately books Rockstar in to a specialist appointment and after a thorough 45 minute checkup it turns out he is short-sighted by about 25 degrees in each eye. He appears to be just beginning to develop myopia. (At which I’m oh nooo! He can’t be shortsighted until he grows a bit or loses the fusspot-ness! Tiny, super-thin skin AND glasses? Oh noooooooo! :D)

Noooooooooooo

Noooooooooooo…

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(Kings took all the above pictures. Actually what Rockstar said was, “Hee hee hee I look like someone’s dad. You have to put that up (on the blog).”)

So anyway the optometrist told Kings that we can’t expect that Rockstar’s eyesight will get better (i.e. don’t hope for that), but we can keep it from getting worse since we’ve picked it up so early, by making sure he reads only in very bright light, never lying down, and doesn’t stare at computer screens close-range or for more than 15 mins without a break (looking at greenery or things that are further away).

So we got Rockstar the little reading lamp

So we got Rockstar the little reading lamp

And I found him meticulously re-clipping it EVERY TIME HE TURNED A PAGE.

And I found him meticulously re-clipping it EVERY TIME HE TURNED A PAGE.

Sigh. So Rockstar. I’ll…. have to look for more reading lights and bathe the entire home in light. (Sorry, environmentalists, I promise to switch everything off the moment Rockstar is unconscious.)

 

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Rockstarism #295 – More Mens Talk

#295

Kings (to me): ………………..Price-to-earnings ratio of 7 would simply value (said investment product he’s staring at on laptop) at 28 million, if it’s earning 4 million, whereas –

Me (to Rockstar, knowing how much he loves to get involved in grownup conversations): Heard that? That’s something you know right, 7 times 4 is 28 –

Rockstar (perks up): Oh yeah!

Me: So listen and try to follow as much as you can…

Kings carries on like he was never interrupted while Rockstar interrupts periodically…

Rockstar (gravely): 7 times 4 is 28. This is true.

Kings carries on….

Rockstar (gravely): That’s true too.

Kings carries on….

Rockstar: Mum. Can’t hear him. Tell Daddy I can’t hear him.

Me: Uh…..

Kings is still carrying on…

Rockstar: Still can’t hear him………

Me: He can hear you you know, can you let him finish before he forgets what he wants to say?

Rockstar: Oh. Yeah. That happens to me too.

Me: Shh –

Rockstar: Can’t he-earrr <trails off>……

Me: Neither can I.

Kings (having finished what he was saying): Hmm?

Scene of incident...

Scene of incident…

(In case you're wondering what Rockstar is snacking on, it's raw carrot sticks piled high with blue cheese.... and yes he loves olives too)

(In case you’re wondering what Rockstar is snacking on, it’s raw carrot sticks piled high with blue cheese…. and yes he loves olives too…)

 

 

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Kids Are Awesome This Friday

1) “Adults are hoping for answers (to ‘What you want to be when you grow up?’) like ‘I want to be an astronaut, or a neurosurgeon’……… You adults and your imaginations. Kids, they’re most likely to answer with ‘pro-skateboarder’…. or ‘mine craft player’. See, us kids are most likely to answer based on… what we think is cool. And it’s typically the opposite of what adults wanna hear.” 13 year old Logan LaPlante’s Hackschooling makes me happy at University of Nevada (“hack” schooling as in life “hacks”, hacking easier or more productive ways of doing things). If you’re in the mood for something heavier than cute animal mustaches then watch this kid, he can really speak:

Oh, and the comments re Hackschooling video had some pretty good quotes too:

“……..When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.” ~ John Lennon

I especially love Albert Einstein’s: “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

2) This 7 year old girl didn’t get a pet dragon from her parents for Christmas. So she wrote to scientists at Australian agency CSIRO to see if they could make her one.

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The lovely scientists published a response on their blog:

“…………Over the past 87 odd years we have not been able to create a dragon or dragon eggs… And for this Australia, we are sorry.”

3) This is just cute: Kids totally winning at this Hide and Seek thing

Oh, was the purpose of the game to hide or have fun and crack mummy up?

Oh, was the purpose of the game to hide or have fun and crack mummy up?

4) This is inspiring: 35 Pictures That Prove The World Isn’t Such A Bad Place

That's what the dollar "bought" them at the dollar store... Instead of the plastic-y cheap toy for a dollar, they got the experience of doing something for nothing

That’s what the dollar “bought” them at the dollar store… Instead of the plastic-y cheap toy for a dollar, they got the experience of doing something for nothing

My favorite. This is not easy. Not Easy + Sense of Humor = Awesome

My favorite. This is not easy. Not Easy + Sense of Humor = Awesome

Another praiseworthy kid being taught to do something for nothing (except a smile is not nothing)

Another praiseworthy kid being taught to do something for nothing (except a smile is not nothing)

5) This one’s by what is obviously a Dad of Awesome Toddler. (No wait, they’re all awesome toddlers. This one’s dad was just funnier.)

from Huffingtonpost.com

from Huffingtonpost.com

Also click link for more funny little kiddie notes (updated from last time this was up here)

But couldn't resist putting this one up. It says "Dear Dad can I do Karate, I promise I won't hurt you"

But couldn’t resist putting this one up. It says “Dear Dad can I do Karate, I promise I won’t hurt you”

Oh and here’s one of Rockstar’s – he wrote for the “My Garden, My Friend” essay competition via the school recently:

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(He didn’t win anything, but in the interests of praising the effort he’d got a little Chima Lego set from us for the trouble… And ironically he really did the proverbial Astronaut When I Grow Up thing that LaPlante in item (1) mentioned)

6) “It’s not Mc Donald’s that makes you fat. It’s your choices that make you fat….” 280 lb high school biology teacher loses 37lbs in 90 days on a diet 3 of his students map out for him – limiting intake to 2,000 calories a day and adhering to 15 nutritional guidelines recommended by the FDA.

The catch? They have to do it on a Mc Donald’s menu.

Yes they probably watched Supersize Me for homework. That is one dedicated teacher. I would just never eat 90 days of only Mc Donald’s fare to make my lesson more interesting to students. Story here.

Yes he took his shirt off too

Yes he took his shirt off too (pic from Huffingtonpost.com)

7) This Friday Little Miss’ commentary butts into The Mens’ horsing around…

"There's a boy on your back, Daddy..."

“Don’t look now Daddy, but I think there’s someone on your back…”

"Well now, Ko-ko, you live by the sword, you die by the sword, know what I'm sayin'?

“Well now, Ko-ko, you live by the sword, you die by the sword, know what I’m sayin’?

Good weekend, dears…..

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Okinawa Through The Eyes Of The Rockstars: From Ritz Carlton to Mihana and back

We stayed at the Ritz Carlton Okinawa. Arrived on Boxing Day while the Christmas tree was still up, watched as it was replaced by the New Year’s decor.

Little Miss exclaiming either "Tree!" or "Light!"........ Or "Buhd!" or "Bu-tee" (fly)

Little Miss exclaiming either “Tree!” or “Light!”……..( Or “Buhd!” or “Baw!”)

While Rockstar posed with the New Year's decorations...

While Rockstar posed with the New Year’s decorations…

Our room at the Ritz Carlton Okinawa was relatively small, but with space very, very efficiently allocated. The bath, vanity, shower and toilet could be cordoned off from the bedroom area with sliding wooden doors. So when we didn’t need privacy, Rockstar erm, “exercised” the Miss by running laps round this area and playing “hide and seek”.

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And this is the "hi-tech" console for many of the toilets in Japan

And this is the console with a myriad of different functions (it’s not just half flush or flush!) for many of the toilets here

Rockstar’s entertaining the Miss was a real lifesaver, because our bottle sanitizer appeared to pack it in the moment we arrived, so each night I would boil water to sterilize the baby milk bottles we’d used on our day out.

On a whim, Kings packs the bottle sterilizer back home – where it works perfectly again. Apparently it has something to do with the voltage usage in the different city. (Take note, don’t throw your electrical stuff away if it appears to not work in Okinawa…)

Each morning I look out the window there would be one or two golfers already out there, come rain or shine, either with clubs in hand or driving about in a golf cart or two…

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More shots of the hotel, on days we waited for a cab in the lobby…

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For the first few days we’re at the hotel restaurant Gusuku at least once a day. Very quickly staff anticipate what we’re likely to order (the Miss develops a love of Miso soup, sushi rice and tofu), once Kings was delayed at a work meeting and they even offered to watch the Miss toddle about doing her not eating routine,  so could.

Staff are so nice (and so efficient) I keep worrying I might be performing some faux pas or other. (Actually we also suspect they discreetly practice some “quality control” re clientele because it is incredibly peaceful and quiet, and every single day we tried to book one of their Japanese restaurants in particular with the kids we were told nicely that they only had 9pm-onwards seating available. Maybe that is their restaurant meant for business entertaining or some other such, in which case I am very happy if they don’t let our hellion-when-it-comes-to-eating toddler in because however much I might try (and I do), toddlers will still be toddlers and I don’t want to be the only patrons with a tantrum-y or vomit-y toddler ever), but as I suppose they are too polite to ever confirm this to our face we will never know for sure :P)

Someone once told me her air stewardess friend was always worried things were not alright with Japanese passengers because they often didn’t tell her outright. Coming from HK where people complain about everything, I start worrying more and more about culture shock <sheepish> I mean, for e.g. when driving in Sydney/ Perth/ Melbourne/ Canberra/ Adelaide or for that matter Queenstown, (i.e. not even in Japan ok) it took us awhile to realize when people were honking at us. In HK with the taxi drivers, you are left with no doubt 😀 I’ve even been honked at by minibuses or drivers of cars with Mainland plates several times in our residential area when I’m trying to cross a pedestrian crossing with the Miss in a stroller. To the point I actually checked with local concierge whether it is the law in HK to yield to traffic when you are a pedestrian at a clearly marked crossing that has no lights (of course it is not, traffic is supposed to stop – but try telling them that.)

Anyway. Little Miss on a better eating day with the rest of us at Gusuku:

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And this Really Cool Fried Seafood And Meats thing served stuck in coral:

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The food – a la carte or breakfast buffet – is pretty darn good. The breakfast buffet deserves even more credit for the fact we went down late every single time – their buffet would close at 10.30am, we’d be down at 10.15am, and they would always replenish the food. It was never like you would come down to a buffet spread where stuff was running out.

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Soon, I was even getting omelets with ketchup smiley faces almost before I could open my mouth to ask.

(Okinawa btw is also known for their pork – I rarely eat any meat and especially not pork except for the occasional rasher of bacon, and their pork dishes are almost the only time I’ve ever liked pork so that is really saying something.)

At night there is also traditional Okinawan live music with their three-stringed instrument

At night there is also traditional Okinawan live music with their three-stringed instrument

The Ritz however is…. very quiet. As in, peaceful. I’m especially self-conscious of the Miss Ngeh-ing at mealtimes. Not a single – not one – look of ‘tude, certainly not from staff, but not even from other patrons. There were other kids too, but somehow the entire atmosphere is never Family Hotel With Kids Running About even though there are certainly quite a few families. It seems to me like everyone’s kids are somehow moving about serenely most of the time. Maybe it’s the layout of the place, with spa-like quiet dimly lit corridors.

Finally we decide to look for a laundromat. Kinda hard to send umpteen baby socks and bibs through hotel laundry. That’s when the Ritz drive us over to the J.W. Marriott maybe 2 minutes away – where there’s coin laundry and – now I know where all the noisy families are 😀

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Pic above: the laundromat at JW Marriott (after 7pm there’s a queue) and below: JW Marriott hotel lobby – and that high ceiling is quite necessary 😀 There’s noisy kids and even grownups chatting loudly at the next table in the lounge. Staff are really nice here too, and I settle down happily to the noise as Little Miss and I begin one of our regular feeding battles.

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But then I start to hear lots of coughs and colds among the kids staying there. <sheepish> A bit less relaxed after that.

There is also a tv screen in a secluded part of the lobby, showing something with Donald Duck on it, and a rug and cushions for kids. Also signs for parent-accompanied swimming lessons in the hotel pool. This is the “children running around” hotel. But I’m also breaking out the sanitizer with more frequency to be honest. Maybe because of all the swimming lessons and other kiddie classes, where there’s lotsa classes there’s probably lotsa coughs and colds everywhere.

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Driving around each day it takes 30, 45 – 90 mins one way, to get where we want to go. (And cabs btw are way more expensive than renting a car – maybe JPY 7000 for a car rental (fuel not inclusive) vs JPY 4000 – 7000 per one way trip.

Colombin is one of the places we stop randomly at for brunch – Rockstar describes their soup as “Miso with clams,” and Kings really enjoys their fried fish (pictured below)… Part of the restaurant is “Japanese-style seating” where you remove your shoes and sit on the floor, while the other style is Western. And they’re playing a Bryan Adams cd.

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We visited Mihana, the American Village couple times (we are told the largest non-Japanese population in Okinawa is probably American):

Rockstar dancing around when we first get here and he makes getting up on the ferris wheel his Goal For The Day

Rockstar dancing around when we first get here and he makes getting a ride on the ferris wheel his Goal For The Day

Both kids loved the little kiddie “Funzone”-y play area nearby, which is very crowded with kids running and climbing everywhere……. who are extremely polite. Not a single misbehaving kid, and a couple Japanese speaking kids we encounter while I’m navigating the candy-colored jungle and speaking to the Miss in English make eye contact while we pass each other on the slides, smile warmly and nod.

Kings enters the jungle to watch for the kids, we take turns eating and minding the kids:

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And speaking of lunch......

And speaking of lunch……

It's mostly kiddie fare, quite a few items are sold out by the time we get there late afternoon, but wow they have ticketing machine for everything (I have to cross-ref the menu that has English translation, to work the machine)

It’s mostly kiddie fare, quite a few items are sold out by the time we get there late afternoon, but wow they have a ticketing machine for everything

This is a ticket for popcorn (since I happened to take a pic :P)

This is a ticket for popcorn

And proof Rockstar got his Goal For The Day! Up on the ferris wheel

And proof Rockstar got his Goal For The Day! Up on the ferris wheel

Though this is my favorite pic because it looks like Kings is making some shady bookie deal up high in the ferris wheel carriage and Rockstar is his Hit Boy :P

Though this is my favorite pic because it looks like Kings is making some shady bookie deal up high in the ferris wheel carriage and Rockstar is his Hit Boy (WHY does our eldest have to be so serious most of the time?? :P)

And the-ere's the Hit Boy Gangsta Dude in our family pic

And the-ere’s the Hit Boy Gangsta Dude in our family pic

Couple more shots of the American Village shops….

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Little Miss is more often than not extremely hard to feed each day.

(This day Rockstar had some success pitching in)

(This day Rockstar had some success pitching in)

But Kings won any feeding contest hands down after our last night:

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With the traditional Japanese floor seating and nothing to keep her firmly corralled in, plus no wifi to search for Babytv Youtubes, I was soon despairing, this last night. Then something really weird happened: Kings locked horns with the Miss and actually fed her the entire meal, no nonsense.

As Memorable Family Experiences And Epiphanies go, this was a biggie. Who knew Kings could possibly emerge the authoritarian? I thought I was the fiercer one but it seems the kids don’t think so (??!!) Was quite amazed it appeared to matter to both kids that Kings sees them as angels (<snort> whereas I’ve already seen them at their awful-est I suppose). At one point when the Miss is doing her Not Eating Performance, I go “you are an awful, awful girl” and she leans over and gives me a “mmmmuah!” (Kings on the other hand went “Stoppit. Eat.” and eventually she finished everything. Well, I can use the help...

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This place was recommended by the Ritz, their concierge booked it for us one night, (unfortunately I don’t even know the English name and that I can tell there were no other English-speaking patrons the night we were there so I just took a pic of their entrance sign) for the dining experience and live traditional Okinawan music, which is very…… lively – whistles and hoots punctuate faster numbers. We loved it so much we tried to hunt down a cd, but the performers tell me they don’t make any 🙁 They totally should. I really wanted to play some of it for the kids back home, it’s that special.

Okinawa was special. The Rockstar family hadn’t really seen (and definitely not heard) anything like it.

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Okinawa Through The Eyes Of The Rockstars – Coming Home

** I wrote this on a shattered iPhone screen (not “their” fault) after passing one of the most erm, memorable security checks (totally “their” fault :D)

Safely boarded. Where's Rockstar?

Safely boarded. Where’s Rockstar?

Doing best gangsta impression with plastic gun from Gapochon machine

Doing best gangsta impression with plastic gun from egg (Gapochon?) machine. Notice anything interesting? Answer at end..

Now. Security checks. Apparently no one has ever brought Mustela diaper cream through Okinawa because they had huge problems with the Little Miss’ diaper cream. Huge. As in, hunt down every single zip-locked Mustela (I had like, 4 or 5 tubes spread about each hand-carry bag – Little Miss goes through a lotta diapers and often clothes get soiled as well, hence the multiple tubes of diaper cream zip-locked separately with whole outfits) and re-x-ray the bags three times huge. That was not some kucing kurap diaper cream ok, it was freaking MUSTELA diaper cream. For Her Highness’ royal bum. Because I am very freaky at the thought of diaper rash <make signs to ward off evil>

This almost did not make it through - I had to indicate the diapered teddy bear. Seriously.

This almost did not make it through – I had to indicate the diapered teddy bear. Seriously. Why don’t I leave it behind? Because each tube if I recall correctly is HKD 118 or thereabouts..

This also almost did not make it through - I had to demonstrate by washing my hands with the baby sanitizer foam, and also wash Little Miss' hands

This also almost did not make it through – I had to demonstrate by washing my hands with the baby sanitizer foam, and also wash Little Miss’ hands. And yes they checked the baby wipes too.

And the feeding bibs from Bumps to Babes and Mothercare

And the feeding bibs from Bumps to Babes and Mothercare

Everything is laid out in trays (you can imagine what this did to the germ-freaky in me). A teenaged boy behind us who looks to be Middle-eastern retrieves one of the diaper creams for me when it goes rolling across the floor, with a rather sympathetic look on his face. Actually I turn and realize a lot of the queue behind us are watching with not unsympathetic looks as we lay all the baby stuff out…

And this also almost did not make it through!! This is from Park n Shop! I might flummox a plane with something from Park n Shop!

And this also almost did not make it through!! I had to point out the chicken leg and make eating actions. SERIOUSLY.

Little Miss decides to do a nutty. We had been queueing to get through the security check for more than 15 minutes prior. I retrieve her soft leather-soled Shoo Shoes, which is when a security officer jumps and checks them by thoroughly scrunching and rolling them back and forth to make sure I am not concealing any weapons in them because he wants to re-X-ray the rest of my back pack.

Little Miss the terrorist. We must all look like terrorists. They even leaf through her paper feeding bibs from Mothercare. We throw away the outer ones the customs officer touches with his white gloves.

Who eventually made it on the plane. 19 months old and already has had the most thorough security search of her stuff, of any of us!!

Who eventually made it on the plane. 19 months old and already has had the most thorough security search of her stuff, of any of us!!

When they spread out the several packs of wipes Kings can’t hold back a swear word. I look at him anxiously. We’ve never been strip searched before. What if they now decide we look like drug smugglers with a balloon full of cocaine up our bums?

Reading between the lines, I would conclude Japanese are erm, very “patriotic” about using their own products only, because the premium French diaper cream, expensive baby-safe hand foam sanitizer and organic food pouches from the UK had to all be taken out and checked over. Re-x-rayed.

I am going on about this in a not very angry tone (but not a quiet one) when we’re cleared into the waiting hall before boarding, and then I realize the people around us have amused and mildly smug expressions. As in Hah HK Does Better – they pointedly start speaking to each other in heavily Hongkie-accented English instead of Cantonese <sheepish> Belatedly I recognize LV. Prada. Tod’s. Yeah, just like home. Hongkies are patriotic too! They love their LV! (So sez my Hongkie friends haha)

Now, we’ve been screamed at going into Australia with an undeclared half-eaten banana (never said we didn’t deserve that), we’ve been terrified at American (well, NY so that must be why) airports, told to stand in corners and not touch stuff (Kings tried to help one lady officer heft a bag onto the table for examining). This was different – they really weren’t being difficult, they were polite and later rather apologetic – but they couldn’t recognize any of this stuff we use on a daily basis and take for granted we can buy anywhere in HK. Not even the chicken smoothie. I didn’t even bother with “smoothie”, I repeated “chicken” and point to Little Miss and say “eat”.

What’s really funny about this is I had forgotten Rockstar was holding a toy gun we got from a Japanese egg machine (gapochon?). Rockstar basically walked through airport security holding a little “handgun” that frankly looks authentic to me at a glance and no one blinked because they all knew what that was and YES THAT IS MADE IN JAPAN 😀

Rockstar's "handgun"

Rockstar’s “handgun”

ps: Some friends speculated it might have been the combination of alien baby products and our Malaysian passports. It’s a theory, because they also apologetically checked our HKIDs and the kids’ HK birth certificates very carefully and thoroughly. It took me a few days to figure one of their concerns might have been The Rockstars weren’t really our kids and we are actually using kids to smuggle stuff… Well anyway their being careful is for the protection of all right, we should probably look at it like this is how thorough they would be with other “suspects” too….

Oh, and coming in when Kings was trying to rent a car there was a guy with a Singaporean driver’s license (we overhear Singlish here and there during the trip as well btw) who was about to have a fit that he couldn’t rent a car with his license (you have to convert to International)

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Okinawa Through The Eyes Of The Rockstars – Ocean Expo Park and Churaumi Aquarium

Oh look, giant whale shark swimming thru Rockstar's arms

Oh look, giant whale shark swimming thru Rockstar’s arms. What, like it’s hard to get a whale through your arms?

This would be a high-five over lunch but rays don't have fingers

This would be a high-five over lunch but rays don’t have fingers

Family selfie with zzz-ed Miss who didn't make it past the playground initially

Family selfie with zzz-ed Miss who didn’t make it past the playground initially

There now she's fully awake

There now she’s fully awake (we waited awhile)

The Japanese-speaking family sitting nearby with a little girl who looks to be about 9 or 10 helps us bag the prime window seat. The little girl moves the stroller so we can move tables and when I thank her profusely she needs to get back to us after her parents have schooled her how to pronounce “thank you” in English.

I might bitch about immigration (in fact I will later – we’re just back home) but nothing affects my impression of traveling in this place as greatly as this little girl does. They never get a window seat. At my invitation she shyly comes over to our table to take a few pictures during whale/ray feeding times before indicating she’s had enough and moving back to her own table where her parents and older brother (who looks to be in his lower teens) are seated.

Here’s a few more blurry indoor aquarium shots:

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"Hee hee hee" Rockstar shares a joke with this puffer

“Hee hee hee” Rockstar shares a joke with this puffer

(Rockstar asked me to take a picture of this cross section of anemone)

(Rockstar asked me to take a picture of this cross section of anemone)

Rockstar of course loves the deep sea section, complete with relevant temperatures – given his previous animal learning unit in school, we can have a conversation about Darwin’s theory of evolution and how deep sea creatures evolve to suit their surroundings of pitch darkness, heavy water pressure and the cold….

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Then out into the open for a few “nicer” pictures…

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As always, it feels really painful when we first travel to a new, unfamiliar place just the 4 of us. Screaming or huffy kids (WHY do we have such willful children???), the smell of rancid milk vomit (Little Miss can empty her stomach almost on demand), multiple wake-ups some nights, the whole being responsible for two little human beings, the care, feeding and vomit deterrent of.

As always (even though it never feels like it at first), we eventually get over it. Learn to work better together at handling the kids as a team.

Rockstar goes from really bad at putting her Shoo Shoes back on to Not Bad At All...

And Rockstar goes from really bad at putting her Shoo Shoes back on to Not Bad At All.

(Little Miss interestingly sits patiently as long as Rockstar takes to put on her shoes. And sometimes it took awhile. This is something, because otherwise she loooves bugging him – at bedtime we might snap at her to stop making noises to keep him from falling asleep (his bedtime is stricter than hers which she knows, because he will eventually go back to school where he can’t nap during the day whereas she is free to nap as she pleases) and she will agreeably “Shh” along with me… or shush me..… then brazenly and silently pounce onto Rockstar before we can stop her.)

People are smiling and no one is high. I WILL call this an achievement!

People are smiling and no one is high. I WILL call this an achievement!

We went to the Ocean Expo Park twice. The first trip was like we were the Stooges – except it really wasn’t funny. Rockstar was huffy, Little Miss bruised her head going down a slide, and why is it every other parent in Okinawa has it more together than you do? For real though, the huge rope playground boasts just one elderly guard that I can see in the immediate area and some of the absolutely best behaved kids running and climbing freely about in a playground that I’ve seen in a long time – much better behaved than Funzone in HK and our housing area clubhouses etc. Excited Rockstar runs off at one point and I raise my voice to call him back to tell him something – and the guard is immediately at my side discreetly with a mildly concerned look on his face before relaxing when he realizes I’m just talking to Rockstar.

The second trip…………………

The feeling when you drive off into the proverbial sunset, Asahi beer (mine) and Starbucks latte (Kings’ – he’s the driver as always) in hand, happy, contented kids wearing freshly changed clothes and munching wholesome snacks in car seats, is what the whole trip is really about. That’s why we pack the circus out.

Yes this is a picture of some of the coffees in their vending machine

Yes this is a picture of some of the coffees in their vending machine. The one with pink flowers is sweetened with Okinawan sugar. I… KNOW. There exists Okinawan sugar???

I hate the “tough bits”. I’m someone who can’t stand food dropped on the table/ floor and have to fight the repeated urge to wipe it up, or snotty noses, and will wake at the slightest sound in the night (can you imagine sleeping next to squirming, gabbling little children?) so believe you me the “tough bits” would really, really have bothered the old me. I wish I knew an easier way and I could blog that. But I know no other way except through sheer hard work (except that through sheer hard work it doesn’t feel that hard work in the end).

I don’t know how to get better at the parenting thing until I’ve had a few “tough bits”. It’s like when you’re going running or swimming and the starting laps are the worst, and then you hit your stride and your body starts to do it without hurting too much because it has to, or you will quite simply die.

So what if you never put that amount of work in and just never hit your stride when it comes to your kids? What if you’re always stuck at the first few painful laps, and you miss out on when it gets easier? That would keep one going, right?

I have this girlfriend – I’ve always thought she’s so much more delicate than me – maybe 4, 5 inches shorter (she’s gonna kill me when she reads this :D) and 20lbs lighter – she navigates heavy traffic between Butterworth and Georgetown every work day with two boys aged about 7 and 2.5. One day while back there I watched my friend calmly mix her squirming toddler’s formula and hand him the bottle at the next traffic light without batting an eyelid. Two lights later she lightly rinsed the bottle out the car window into a ditch and refilled the bottle with fresh drinking water. How many times was she stuck in traffic with someone screaming in her ear before she got that good? There are mums who do this, this parenting thing like this every single day AND I DON’T EVEN DRIVE.

That’s the other lesson I learnt – to look at the people who inspire you to do better, in whichever way. (Not the ones who make you do worse. If you realized you had a choice, why would you choose to be around people who don’t bring out the best in you?)

And so a few more pics of The Rockstars jumping and climbing about at the Ocean Expo (Little Miss thought it was hilarious to be bounced about on the net – to some mildly approving glances from Japanese-speaking parents around because she was obviously the tiniest one in this play area meant for 3-6 year olds. I would watch other parents gently coax their younger ones up these things as well, instead of say, leave them to not try it) and then I better shoot this out first and go do all the stuff I need to do when we get back…

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Okinawa Through The Eyes Of The Rockstars – Ryukyu Mura

The Mens. Why d'you ask?

The Mens. Why d’you ask?

THe Ryukyu Mura is this little maze of shops inside what looks like a theater, behind which is a “village walk” playing traditional Okinawan music accompanied by their 3-string instrument (I would later buy a toy one for the Miss to strum.)

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Many of the tourists are Japanese themselves, though I overhear one or two Cantonese conversations. Later we’re told Mainlanders do come, just not around this area when we are there; I overhear almost no Putonghua throughout the trip though we are assured they do come…

Live music (and later some simple dance rehearsals) in the half-empty food court is really good…

The food is too!

The food is too!

I take a picture and point, smile and nod at the fare. How did non-Japanese speakers order food before iPhones?

I take a picture and point, smile and nod at the fare. How did non-Japanese speakers order food before iPhones?

(They also had doting fathers to feed them "Japanese ba-chang")

(They also had doting fathers to feed them “Japanese ba-chang”)

While Little Miss napped Rockstar did a first quick tour of the traditional Okinawan village…

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While Kings munches a traditionally fried dough ball from another village hut…IMG_3508 IMG_3509

Kings also ends up painting something else….

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And then ta-ra! Finished product!

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Whereupon the Miss wakes while we’re snacking, has some Ramen, and we proceed to do……. this:

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Well excu-use me for being all Annoying Doting Mummy but I couldn’t resist struggling back and forth trying to take pics with my cellphone. Little Miss melted quite a few people in the queue too, especially as she was perfectly happy to toddle up and down, sit on the step, try and open and close the parasol and put on the hat. I got stopped several times from taking cellphone pics and asked to keep these two in check (more in check than in these pics) and they rushed us off really quickly.

Or this :)

But not before this 🙂

A quick round again with the Miss awake…..

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And Rockstar gets a tattoo

And Rockstar gets a tattoo

The lady asked to display Rockstar’s pic with a turquoise (Rockstar insisted we call it that) dragon on his hand. Hopefully someday we come back when he’s a little older and see the image of 6-year old him preserved here 🙂

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