Oh, The Songs We Sing To Baby…

So after a rocky start I’ve been singing regularly to Ms Rockstar, which means we have an official “sleeping song,” a couple “feeding songs,” a “bath song”. Decided to do that after the baby screamed her lungs out at me the first time I bathed her without the nanny present. If babies be creatures of habit, I figured keeping to certain songs when things were going “well” and she was in a good mood would help when she was erm, not in such a good mood.

Sounds good? Only prob is with her innocent face turned to mine, opened up like a little flower awaiting the warm sunlight, I got “performance pressure” and the only song I could think of was……. wait for it…….. sung by an English tavern wench in Oliver Twist.

Yes, sweet little baby girl falls asleep to the drinking song Nancy sings in that scene in the tavern. Well the Nancy character represents Charles Dicken’s view that a person, however corrupted by society, can retain some good? Mmmm….. Neh. It was the Oom Pah Pah. Well you try coming up with something when your new baby gives you two seconds to captivate her or Suffer The “NGEH.” Or worse, The “NNGGGEEEEEEEAAAHHHH!” The break neck speed of moving equity markets fine, just please don’t give me NGEEEAH!

An image comes to mind, of the Red Queen who pauses just long enough to allow you a glimmer of (false) hope before she bellows “OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!” (Ok actually most of the time not really lah, but then all the more the few times she “Ngeh”s  at me to jump, I ask How High.)

Or, she could be saying………….

Me: Erm… erm….. A, B, C, D…

Ms Rockstar: NNGGGEEEEEEEAAAHHHH! (Translation: YOU’RE FIRED!!!)

Didn’t catch the Ngeh but got the Donald Trump Hair… 😀

And then one day I catch myself in the mirror bouncing and Oom Pah Pah-ing with the baby in her sling and it looks like I’m slightly ridiculously playing a musical instrument as I bend my knees on the “Oom” (Squats! I need the exercise!) and pat her bum on the “Pah Pah.” No you don’t get a picture. Baby rearing has a lot to answer for. It turns otherwise lucid adults into cartoon characters. And don’t get me started on the faces <shudder>.

Also, don’t ask me why when I bathe her I sing On Top Of Spaghetti.

Ms Rockstar in a more Zen moment (and dragon toy given by one of our friends... Loves!)

Ps: Would you believe we then had an argument with Original Rockstar because he kept saying that dragon is too near her face and bumping into her all the time (not really, right?), which also makes it difficult to see other things (like passing cars)….

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A Tale Of Depression

The first time I felt it was a few weeks ago when I least expected it. I thought you only get your post-natal depression in the early days/weeks following the birth. It’s been two months. More than 8 weeks of (mostly) Shiny Happy Person (What hole in abdomen? What construction works? What leaking bathroom? What broken down washing machine? What annoying ex-driver?)

More than 8 weeks of blessed bereft-ness of an uncomfortable pregnancy in the best possible way, a wonderful new addition to the family. 8 weeks of watching my c section wounds heal, knowing they will. 8 joyous weeks of rediscovering coffee. Shiraz. Physical activity my pregnant body had rolled its eyes at, “You Are Not Heidi Klum, You Know.” (Uh, you… needn’t point out the fact, Jelly Roll… Speaking of which – I’m still 60kg. Very little workout because of the heat, bugs and the fact our regular “camp site” for the kids while I walk JD on those 5-6km trails is under renovation. I will need to lose a bit by the time it gets cooler because otherwise I have no warm clothes that fit. Because I don’t currently plan on getting pregnant a third time, I really don’t want to splurge.)

Anyway. 8 weeks of feeling my mood lift and soar, at getting my body back. I can loan it out 4 hours a day for breast milk production. And if I was ever tempted to whine about caring for baby, I remind myself to be thankful for arms and legs and various other body parts that heed my beck and call. Body parts that work and can take care of another, rather than be taken care of. 8 weeks, dancing in it, every time it rained.

What world hunger? Here was Cappuccino! A. Fully caffeinated. Cup. Of…. Happiness. I could get a cup of coffee. Not just half a shot, a whole cup. I live in a part of the world that sold a cup of coffee. (To be precise, I live in a part of the world that lets you buy a cup of coffee with an Octopus card. Still tickles me (sorry), they really call it Octopus and there are “Deed” ads and jokes in Canton comedies after the sound the card makes when you “zap” it on the reader.)… And one day my kids would be like all these middle and high-schoolers sitting at Starbucks. .

St.Arbucks. Amazing that something so easy to fulfill can make you so happy. Saint Arbucks. No wonder they boast shrines all over the country, devout supplicants reveling in the aroma of coffee beans in place of incense, under a green logo Rockstar has been able to recognize since he was two. Starbucks Fruit Salad used to be a real treat. (Nowadays it’s calamari, bright orange crab roe, and the mango cone from Nestle – only the mango, because we can’t find it very easily. I exploit its relative rarity because if that’s the only time he finishes an ice cream cone that’s like once every few weeks or a month. And he’s happy about it! What a win-win…). No wonder there are always so many strollers parked around “our” outlet. Little (mostly blonde) kids scooting across the polished floor, rolling Francesco Bernoulli and Tow Mater along.

I type, and my mood lifts. That is, until such time when it plummets again. “It” comes and goes every few days. But I don’t suppose what I’ve got is that bad, I hear of people who really cannot get out of bed, need medication, and so on. For me the depression manifests as a marked lack of confidence, of faith. One morning I wake up and the glass is no longer half full. It hasn’t been cleaned in awhile. Smudged and dirty and everything I see through it is dimmer. Or doesn’t work.

(My mum tells me to take a hit of chocolate or caffeine. And btw my mum has a higher metabolic rate than I do, she “needs” baked goods and full-fat milk or that insanely sweet 3-in-1 coffee, or else she thinks she gets “too skinny” in her old age. I do not take any of these things but did try the chocolate – doesn’t seem to improve my mood so I take it if I feel like something sweet (not often) but not because I think the world is rubbish.)

Those are the days I warn my other half, because I know anything he runs by me is going to seem even riskier, less likely to work. I value my objectivity. In general I’m the more “coldly logical” one, my other half has the emotion, the temper, the impetuousness….. and usually also the crazy vision. Like the Cliff Notes says about Hamlet, madness is a form of genius. Or sometimes it’s just madness, I guess :D)

It’s interesting, because nothing has changed, I know that, I know that! But perspective is everything. And unfortunately it’s how you view the world that is different. If you’ve ever watched The Eye horror movie, you get a creepy illustration – blind girl receives cornea transplant, sees herself in mirror for first time. First set of pictures she happily takes with her friends and – who is that in the pictures? That’s not the person looking back at her in the mirror.

I don’t see no dead girl in mirror, but sometimes I know I’m not the person looking back at me in the mirror either.

Time for an exorcism… One of my pastors once said when you least want to pray is probably when you really should. I haven’t been on the church website in awhile, and that day when I go back and randomly search out a sermon, I get God Always Answers Prayer (But Not Always The Way We Want.)

All those times, when I prayed, predominantly for situations at work… This one time, it was a total car wreck. In an attempt to restart the engine I smelled fumes. I didn’t sign the contract, I got out and ran. 5 days later the kit showed a second blue line. You might know him, he goes by the pseudo name Rockstar.

Just in case we ever thought He wasn’t watching. We pray not because God needs it – but because we really do.

That helps with the depression some. That, and recognizing your cup of coffee. (Whatever that may be, for you. For me it was the coffee.)

Hello, cuppa. He sent you, didn’t He?

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Rockstarism #222 – You Only Run For POTUS If You Can’t Spell “Potato”

#222

While we were hanging at Kosmo’s the other day, Rockstar notices an article The Daily Beast, on my laptop screen…

Rockstar: Hey. There’s (one of) my name(s). Is that about me?

Me: No it’s someone else who wants to run for President Of The United States (Or Vice President la, I didn’t make the distinction).

Rockstar: <authoritatively> I think he can’t spell “potato”. I can.

Me: That’s why you’re not running for President Of The United States.

Rockstar: Yeah <serious>. 

Random pic of favorite new snack... seaweed!

 

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And How Was Your Weekend?

A few things we did this weekend…

Statues not strapped by us. (They strap everything, especially the garbage bins, during a typhoon)

Noticed the statues were still strapped down after the last typhoon… (Sorry got more Kwah Chang ones I forgot to take – the ceramic statues had a kind of fishnet over them, not just the straps)…

The Rockstars debating whether Romney is hiding something in his undisclosed tax returns. Ms Rockstar's an Obama fan.

Refereed a “sibling disagreement” – over nothing in particular – the appropriateness of the “NGEH” response.

And…. Oh yes.

The pose must be Kings' fault. I wasn't near the cars til later.

Tesla (who makes electric cars) had a presentation/ test driving session in Cyberport (fine, it was an Asia Bankers Club event) yesterday, so guess what Rockstar wanted to do?

Very sunny and I didn't think to bring his sunnies. Come to think of it no one really came in typical "sports car driver" gear...

We had a wager whether the cars would look more like Lighting McQueen or Francesco Bernoulli.

Guess Lightning won...

Too bad we didn’t see a red car (not sure if someone was out with a red one)…

Dunno who the nice jie-jie was (Kings took the photo) but Rockstar seems quite happy "driving her around".

First thing Rockstar said looking at the pamphlets was, “Wah. So expensive.”

“How do you know?”

“This number is the price, right?” (Price tag he was pointing at was HKD 1,070,000).

"Hmmm. Is this in my price range?" Rockstar in the Le Meridien Ocean room before

So we told him you want to afford the big, expensive toys then study hard and come out get a good job (oops typical parent-talk alert)

The predictable conclusion to the day

And then after church on Sunday…

Don't be fooled, he made that face for the camera ok...

Rockstar ran into the corner of a bannister in the car park… And the Shangri La hotel people got us an ice pack and plasters FOC (well we ate lunch there)…

See this is the real facial expression, not the one above

Rockstar insists he’s fine… So long as we don’t take the iPad away… But we’re keeping an eye on him anyway because that’s the worst bump he’s ever had, by a long shot…

And then he and Kings found a guy making paper cuttings in Hong Kong Park...

And… the guy added… the plaster detail!

See the white cutout "plaster" in the pic?

And so that was our weekend….. And it’s back to school week with a staggered start next couple days…

 

 

 

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So You Want More Things To Do On A Friday

1) How about studying the physics behind cats always landing on their feet. Such scientific experiments can only be achieved by dropping cats. Heck, I just like his cat’s face while being dropped.

Not impressed?

Neither was McKayla (Maroney, the 16 year old gymnast who got silver at the Olympics and made The Face That Launched A Thousand Memes.)

How bout now.

(found that pic from Facebook)

The Price Waterhouse Coopers Singapore recruitment youtube that is attracting mixed responses. There seem to be people upset auditors can’t sing and dance or maybe even edit videos. How come they aren’t happy auditors have a sense of humor? (It was meant to be funny, right?)

But seriously, I hope those guys get points for gumption. And risking ridicule. I just thought it might be made by their existing interns – in which case the non-intern people in the video I took to being hugely supportive of their interns’ efforts. That is something to be said for recruitment, rather than a “canned” video (open can apply message) with a very proper, impersonal message – if their interns got to do something other than simply photocopying, that was then allowed to be hugely visible like that… (I’m just saying. I studied Accountancy at NTU, but never worked in Big 4…) Anyway with that in mind:

There Go Some Very Brave Auditors. Let He Who Has Equal Guts To Try That Cast The First Snarky Comment.

Ok third time lucky:

Things that make you go AWWWWWWWWW. Buzzfeed’s 45 adorable odd animal couples (or threesomes or orgies).

Reminding us once again that the young ‘uns are color-blind. Or really, species-blind.

2) Betcha thought I wouldn’t be able to say “penis” on a mummy blog without landing someone in therapy. Number One In Huffington Post’s “19 Things We Know More About Than Mitt Romney’s Tax Returns” Is King Tut’s penis. <bows>.

Washington needs PWC. They have the brave auditors.

3) What To Do In The Event Of A Zombie Infestation. So Resident-Evil-year? This happens to be on the Centers For Disease Control And Prevention Public Health Matters Blog. For real.

Actually I felt scared after finding it. So they claim it’s tongue in cheek…… I am not putting up zombie pictures.

4) So You Thought Your Job Sucked. At least you didn’t hurl yourself on an escaping kangaroo in the line of duty. I especially like how they describe the police officer as a “very fit woman.” Kind of a non-event, Wild Animals Help Kangaroos Stage Jailbreak, but I wouldn’t hurl myself on an escaping kangaroo unless it had my children in its pouch.

5) Of course, nothing can keep you away from your kids this weekend, you’ve been missing them all week right? Let’s see you spend your day off answering some of these: Sex-related questions from 7th Graders. I liked “Is Trojan Best For Protection?”

Okie, have a good weekend. Especially the brave auditors.

Ok, these are not auditors. I usually end with a nice pic, remember? These are all from that adorable animal couples thing I linked to above.

(Told ya it’s an orgy <blush>)

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Rockstarism #221 – Disney Cars DVD Rockstarisms

#221

Rockstar walks by after using the bathroom, while I’m stuck to electric breast pump…

Me: Come here darling, I want to tell you something.

Rockstar comes over, but…

Rockstar: <urgently, nodding earnestly> Not possible to pause my (Cars) DVD, you know?

Awhile later…..

Rockstar: What’s Rust-eze and Dinoco (the two main sponsors in Disney’s Cars)?

Me: Those are sponsors. Sponsors are companies who want to sell some products or services. When you’re good at something, sponsors want you to use their products, hoping that if others see you using their stuff and want to be good at that something just like you, they’ll use the same stuff too. They might even give you lotsa free stuff hoping you’d use it…

Rockstar: <not taking eyes away from screen> O-Kay.….

Me: What did I just say?

Rockstar: When you’re good at something, sponsors want you to use more drugs.

Not a Rockstar public service message.

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More Tales From Breastfeeding Bootcamp. Or Something.

There’s something to be said about starting your day before dawn. I haven’t done it in a long time, and forgot that it’s probably a better idea than repeatedly trying to go back to sleep.

I read online that you could “train” your body not to require to be milked every 4 hours, and figured pumping in the middle of the night and handling graveyard shift night feeds was just too much (because I suck at sleeping – have never been an easy sleeper and during the early dealing room days would swig vodka thinking I would “sleep better” – Uh, it’s called drunken stupor, not sleep, and I stopped after my stomach began waving banners and slogans in protest).

So anyway from the very start I would pump out every last drop of my milk before I slept, then do the same about 8 hours later. (By the time I woke and laid out Rockstar’s breakfast and clothes for the day). I’d also wanted a glass of wine and/or to be able to take cold meds if ever the occasion arose in future. So I would have my wine or any fictitious meds right after my last pump. That actually worked out surprisingly well, I would pump 8-9 ounces (about 240-270ml) the next day after not having to get up at night. (Got approval from my gynea and everything – the very occasional flu med or sleep aid (and I take maybe a quarter the regular dose) is apparently ok, but she often cautions about caffeine  giving you a wired baby <shudder>.)

I'd normally be sitting right in front of her pumping if I wasn't taking that picture

As I settle in the dawn-dark with my pump however, my privacy is intruded upon by a wagging tail. Before 5am when you expected alone time but instead discover the unexpected pushiness of a family member who is not in need of a bottle feed or change of clothes and smoothie or even a business email correspondence to be vetted, what you feel is resentment.

Source Of My Resentment (Resentment for short) is now lying on the floor staring at me, not taking no for an answer. There is a reason sheep, not the most perceptive of creatures, move it when these animals stare. She rolls over and paws the air, inviting – no, demanding – attention. She inches ever closer. And she will not accept a leg pressed in companionship against her side. She wants my hands rubbing her chest, fondling her ears. My hands, which I need to milk myself. Which I need clean because let’s face it Resentment bathes just once a week and has friends who eat garbage.

In that instance I can understand why people send their dogs away when the babies get here. HANG ON – I’d never do it, but – some days you’re just COME ON. I’m barely holding it together (by which I mean being Life Is Wonderful instead of Life Sucks), the dog gets 2 hour-long walks a day with our helper plus an additional walk with me several times a week – in fact when we could, we moved to one of the most dog-friendly neighborhoods in HK because the previous dog-friendly place was not dog-friendly enough, not to mention she gets her tennis ball kicked about the apartment a gadzillion times a day while we are all feeding, burping, debating either of our human children. (You’d think it’s harder to argue with someone who “NGEH”s everything but really, both of em have their own appeal.)

No King Cobras Do Not Need To Be As Big As Pythons <kick ball> To Be Dangerous And Do I Really Have To <kick ball> Google That OK The Preferred King Cobra Antivenom Is From The Tigersnake <kick ball kick ball>.

JD puts on her best Guilt-tripping Face. She's getting old though, isn't she - can see so many more white hairs than before

And yet there she is. Lying there demanding to be petted because she has identified that this is a moment she would not have to share with either of my other children. I kid you not. 9 years living with her, I know how this animal thinks.

Problem is they look so much like dogs you forget they are border collies. You know, the absolute best person to handle night feedings and diaper changes and arguments about whether sharks eat jellyfish in this house is the border collie. Why the hell do they still come with paws and a tail and friends who eat garbage? 

The bedroom door quietly opens. 6.30am. JD pads out after our helper for her morning walk, all supplications for preferential treatment forgotten.

Silence, except for the quiet whooshing of the breast pump.

Peace.

Why didn’t JD go out 15 mins later, I’d have finished and could’ve given her the good scratch she wanted before she left.

I miss my dog.

Ps: After 2 months of this, in the last few days I then couldn’t even keep up 4 regular pumping sessions during the day while also running errands with Rockstar and handling Ms Rockstar so I’m a bit upset I now have to pump some 30-45 minutes longer for the missing 2 ounces… Girlfriend suggests Fenugreek from GNC and mother’s milk tea so I’m going to try that next….. And of course try to go back to the 4 regular pump sessions…

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“Don’t Wear That Shirt Daddy,” Starring Little Miss Rockstar

Kings used to wear this one shirt on most “casual Fridays” in the dealing room that earned him the accolade of “Datuk” in Cantonese. Hated the thing. It was NOT Batik, it was this cheapo-looking print that his local Hongkie ex-colleagues thought looked like Batik. Hence the nick. Sometimes Kings deliberately wore it to just to annoy me and see if I said anything… again! In the end, he literally wore the thing to pieces.

Now there’s another female in the family I can farm off the Serving Of Painful Truths About Outfits. Think anyone’ll catch on she’s not really behind it?

“And so you’re saying…. I have to give Daddy my opinion. On that shirt.”

 

“And you say it was on sale?”

 

“How do I tell Daddy not to wear that shirt with those pants?”

 

“Oh crap, he’s going out like that? WHY didn’t I tell Daddy not to wear that shirt with those pants??”

 

That shirt, Daddy? But it’s soo….. meh…….”

 

“Still no? Didn’t get that? Ok – DON’T WEAR THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE PANTS, DAAAA-DDEEEEEE…!!!!”

“C’est La Vie… <shrugs>”

“Done. Next time Mummy, give me one that’s a challenge.”

 

Ps: Sorry for blurry pics – they were taken while Ms Rockstar was attached to me in the baby harness in between trying to feed her/ put her down for a nap….. Let me try that again:

“These Pics Were Taken While I Was Auditioning For A Circus Spot By Juggling A Baby, A Bottle Of Breastmilk I’m Trying To Keep Clean While Kicking JD’s Ball (She Demands This When I’m Busy With Either Child Because She Is Such An Understanding Animal) And Undoing “Mistakes” On Rockstar’s Tiny Lego Pieces As He Builds Yet Another Car/Ship/Truck/Plane Because We Don’t Have Enough Of Those Lying Around The Apartment And He “Hates Mistakes”. In Case You’re Wondering, Competition Was Pretty Stiff Between The Two-Headed Bearded Lady And The Guy Who Eats Swords And Farts Grenades, And Me.”

It’s also possible the Matcha Agar Coffee Jelly thing I had this morning at Taiwanese chain restaurant after dropping Rockstar off for Putonghua Camp was a little strong.

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Hanging With Baby In The Wetlands

We used to frequent the Wetlands Park in Tin Shui Wai on occasion, and decided to make the trip back with the baby, for the first time yesterday… It is so “almost China” I get a “Welcome to China” text (you know, the ones you get when you fly somewhere and then switch back on your cellphone after you land in another country)… Entrance is pretty cheap (by HK standards) – HKD 30 per adult, HKD 15 per child/senior citizen…

First child enjoying very local setting and meal…

Second child enjoying very local setting (but no meal)…

There were some small groups of local kids on field trip, quite a few families with babies and toddlers, and it’s so local we get curious glances at English-speaking Rockstar. Our entire 4 hours here we saw one Caucasian/White family with a baby and girl toddler who, by their entire “packaging” also looked so localized we almost missed them. (Thats’ something, because we usually see way more “foreigners” at hangouts closer to home – Peak, Stanley, Cyberport, Central. Even Sai Kung…)

And then Rockstar gets down to business!

It’s the first time Rockstar gets to enjoy the playground next to the canteen – he was either below the 100cm height limit or it was closed, previously. (125cm and above kids aren’t allowed up inside the giant tree structures either – and yes, they really enforce it).

I have lost my child in this thing.

Where is he?

Thought he was coming out here (i.e. no other way out) and waited for ages ok…

Though it’s fairly crowded the wardens, most of whom seem to be teenagers or women in their early 20s except for the odd auntie, are quite conscientious. They seriously work at cutting down misbehavior. There’s these two siblings on an outing with their putonghua-speaking dad and the elder boy is too tall for the 125cm height upper limit, while the younger Rockstar-sized boy whom I’m guessing is under 4, keeps clambering up the wrong side of the slides. I watch a young warden dive for the younger culprit, hauling him out of the chute after he repeatedly dodges round her and up the chute of the slide.

I’m seriously disgusted by their dad – he keeps beaming and paying lip service “don’t climb la cannot la” while other people corral his misbehaving youngsters for him. He does not lift a finger to stop his own kids (frankly if they climb up the wrong side when other kids are coming down feet first on some of the steeper slides his own kids are the most likely to get hurt, and yet… This is why I say the wardens deserve some praise because if I see the parent not caring and it’s for their own child’s safety more than anything then I’m not sure I’m going to care – especially if their kids are such brats. But I guess the wardens do have to keep them away on the off chance they still manage to hurt other kids..)

Rockstar shows me one of his routes around this crazy thing – it’s not in a very big area but there are quite a few intertwining branches and paths overhead, just like the real thing!

People waiting around the various giant child dispensers for their offspring and siblings…

Abruptly they clear the play area “for a cleaning.” Since I thought I saw them cleaning just an hour ago, I ask a hardworking warden who has planted herself firmly at the base of one of the entrances to keep the kids from going up for “one last ride.”

“Normally we’d still be open, but when we reach about 40 kids we clear out the play area for 5 minutes so other kids can come in and play.” And sure enough they do. Rockstar comes back in for a second round with the dad (Kings and I switch kids back n forth – idly I wonder if when Rockstar goes back in the two misbehaving boys and their dad have also returned but I’ll never know since Kings would probably be oblivious), but not before he tries out the arts and crafts:

This time he gets to make decorative soaps (HKD 20 for a “small” cake, HKD 30 for a “big” cake, honestly just get the small one, there is hardly any difference in size, unless they only have the shape you want in a big mold), complete with food colorings and scented oils…

(Obviously he isn’t really “making” it so much as chopping up chunks to melt and pour into a mold, but anyway he definitely enjoyed the chopping bit)

Stirring everything in after one of the college students (she tells us) manning the tables pours the microwaved melted soap in the mold…

Then we catch a screening of one of David Attenborough’s documentaries about mudskippers and gobies (in English, to a very Canton-speaking audience – best show we ever caught here was a conservation play, for kids, by a bunch of high school/college students in Canton)…

Then we bundle into the car for the almost 1 hour drive home. Rockstar falls asleep and flops heavily on me while I’m squeezed in the corner trying to feed the baby…

  

HANG ON – is he asleep, or isn’t he?? Kings catches our eldest red-handed faking a sleep.

“Look, Ma – No helpers or nannies!” (Like big achievement liddat)

Made it home, walking thru the carpark with no theatrics. I like how both children are caught in “of the moment” poses – Ms Rockstar in another wide-eyed I’m-so-amazed-by-everything moment, Rockstar feigning sleep again, but only for the camera. He tried it when we’d parked the car, so we told him he doesn’t have to pretend, Kings’ll carry him up to our apartment anyway – whereupon he promptly “woke up” and hopped out of the car delightedly…….

And that was our weekend.

Oh, we made it back to church this morning too, to my delight (with Rockstar I was listening online, but we only “physically” made it back to church when he was about 8 months old). We checked Rockstar into Sunday school while Ms Rockstar slept through most of the sermon, waking briefly to worship music.

So it were a good weekend.

Ps: We ended up glossing thru some of the other areas at Wetlands Park that we spent more time at in the past… You can see more of the outdoors and conservation exhibits Rockstar played with on previous visits here and here.

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Because What Else Would You Be Doing On A Friday…..

TGIF!

1) Because what else would you be doing on a Friday. Someone found swimsuits to match books. Well really, book covers. Guess someone got bored (in the office?)

2) “I’m-Mitt-Romney-Let’s-Go-Party” – Rockstar likes Weird Romney Attack Ad – which is to the tune of Aqua’s I’m A Barbie Girl. (Y-es, I know Mattel got upset and sued and all that, but it is a catchy tune…)

– my favorite is the bit at the salon where “Romney” bobs his head to the music, with his sideburns in foil.

– Rockstar’s favorite is the toy dog (runners-up: stock exchange bull and the “talking heads” at the end – who are actually the biggest donors to the Romney campaign. My son thinks they’re cute, is that enough consolation to being in the music video?) Though he is disapproving of the concept of an attack ad. Maybe because I demonstrated by showing him what an attack ad on his fusspot-ness might be like. My bad.

3) When parents split up, children suffer: Celebrity Pet Custody Battles. (Hah! Betcha thought I’d do Tomkat and Suri). There’s Non Celebrity Pet Custody Battles too. USD 60,000 later………… don’t know what to say. But others did.

4) So you like Lists: 41 Overly Enthusiastic Olympics Fan-atical Costumes. Seriously not for the faint hearted. Right when you’re thinking Why Not Inspire My Child To Someday Be In The Olympics, you get freaked by the fruitcakes.

5) And Quizzes: Weird News Photo Quiz.

(This one’s for you, Mun 😉 I don’t find the dolphin one that weird – that was almost the only one I got right. That, and the Hindu festival.

6) Rockstar loves NASA Mohawk Guy. It’s NASA, the real-life version of Cbeebies’ Lunar Jim. It’s funny hair”. What’s not to love?

So Rockstar tried it:

Oh sorry. Is that not my child? No? Then it must be Tim Flach’s Gods Dogs book cover. I now know what I’m getting my mum for Christmas. Unless she wants more “free” skincare samples <roll eyes>. It’s my mum. It’s the “free” samples. I get to be all “Mu-uum!” again.

Let’s try one more time:

There. Today it’s the hairstyle, tomorrow it’s the NASA? 

The poor guy got like, 1,000 marriage proposals. Oops. Is there no cool career safe from the crazies?

Rockstar thinks NASA gets engineering ideas from Lunar Jim. Mars Rover suspiciously “looks just like the Lunar Crawler!” 

NASA, we’re on to you. It was never the MIT degree, was it?

But for real, NASA Mohawk Guy spawned so many Memes – “I hope my son grows up to be just like you,” “Joined a band, didn’t give up my day job,” “My other car is a Mars Rover”…

And this umpteen-liked one on Facebook…

I think there may be a few people in NASA secretly pissed a 100 dollar mohawk is overshadowing a gadzillion-dollar Mars Rover. Kinda like when they drop serious cash inventing a pen that writes in zero gravity and then someone just uses a pencil.

But here’s the thing about the mohawk. There’s probably a bunch of kids out there who thought mohawk = anti-establishment = don’t study hard = freak your parents out = cool. NASA among other things was about exploration, Going Where No One Has Been Before, because you never know what you might discover in the course of looking for something else. Not sure how easy it is to get billions of dollars signed off for space exploration when back home there’s unemployment and financial crisis.

Yet in landing on Mars, they discovered………………….. the mohawk. (By which I mean the ability to motivate the younger generation which is of course priceless – next change they’ll all be NASA engineers not bankers.)

People who thought mohawk phenom was just about the hair are still lost in space. This one’s funny, though:

Have a good weekend…

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