(The Rockstar toasting something else)
Rockstar: Mum. What’s that?
Me: <reading label> Chocolate multigrain toaster tart. Want some?
Rockstar: Yeah.
(after I hand him my last 2 bites)
Rockstar: …Are you done? Can I finish it?
Me: Yeah, I’ll get another
Still munching my last 2 bites, Rockstar reaches for my new toaster tart
Me: What, you want them both? You’re already holding some in your other hand.
Rockstar: I have 2 hands.
Rockstar: <With one in each hand> There are lots more in the box. You can get another one.
Me: No, I don’t think I will. You’ve never finished a whole tart.
Sure enough, after finishing my last 2 bites, Rockstar eats maybe another 2 bites off the new one before handing it back to me with a grin.
