Me: (Trying on new skirt from T by Alexander Wang) What do you think of this skirt, Rockstar?
Rockstar: (Shaking head) No. Don’t like. You cannot wear.
Me: What d’you mean I cannot wear??
Rockstar: If you wear that people will laugh. Cos you look funny.
Me: What’s wrong with it, I like it and I’m going to wear it. It’s comfortable.
Rockstar: (Standing up in bath n drawing in the fogged up window)
See this? This is an X. It means you cannot wear this skirt. X, Mum.
Everything from Shopbop.com:
Here's the skirt Rockstar awarded an X
Which I'm pairing with my first attempt at a 100mm heel a la Charlie My Love (70% off and so comfy!!)
Because Rockstar prefers Maxi skirts like this Rachel Pally one (which are more me)...
