Rockstarism #174 – Great Shades of Yellow Submarine

Move over Joseph (and the technicolor dreamcoat)…

Rockstar: Mum. I had a dream last night. I was driving my car and when I got out there were many cameras.

Me: Taking pictures?

Rockstar: Yeah. So then a bunch of camels came and ate them. 

He does that when awake too…

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Rockstar: Walking plant trying to get away from the fruits because it was shaking the tree and a fruit fell down and nearly hit it. 

And this is a boy who came running, running to catch the fruit and so the walking plant (which is a flower) said thank you. But the boy was already eating the fruit. And the boy has a special hairstyle.

Then he added tree ornaments...

Rockstar: Ok now this is a Christmas tree. It’s very cool.

Yellow Submarine was written allegedly while the Beatles were high. Hence their vivid imagination. I am of course joking, because as Responsible Parents Kings and I keep the Good Stuff out of Rockstars reach. 

Ps: In case it wasn’t blindingly obvious I wasn’t serious, for the record may I say that to date Kings, Rockstar and I have never been high on anything stronger than coffee or Whiskey (from Kings’ drinking days). No illegal substances except sugar. (What?? It should be illegal, what.)