Rockstarism #202 – A Lego Superheroes Comic Book Story

Rockstar tells his first story based on a Lego “superheroes” action figure comic book that came with one of his toys…

Rockstar: The Girl Dressed As A Cat With No Whiskers was up really high on a house roof.

Rockstar: The Bat Guy was watching her. Her rope got caught on a traffic light. And then The Girl Dressed As A Cat With No Whiskers pulled down the traffic light with the rope. Tsk!

Rockstar: And then one of the lights came down and The Girl Dressed As A Cat With No Whiskers got the light in her hand and she put it in her motorbike and drove off. And the Bat Guy saw her and tried to stop it but the motorbike was too fast because it went VROOOMMMMM!

Rockstar: Then Bat Guy and the bats were chasing this guy.

Me: He’s called the Joker.

Rockstar: Ok, and then the Joker’s helicopter flew far away and the Joker was holding a rope with only one hand and in the other hand he was holding a gun with fire on the gun.

Rockstar: And then the Bat Guy shot the bad guy’s helicopter THOOOM! and then one bad guy who was driving the helicopter was holding on to the propeller and the other bad guy was holding on to the gun. And the bad guy(s) landed. 

Rockstar: And there was a KABOOM! because the two Jokers fell down and the helicopter broke. The fire was going to burn the two Jokers. 

Rockstar: Inside the club all the people were looking for the Bat Man’s helmet. There is an “X” on the helmet to show that they need to shoot him. 

But the Bat Guy was high above and no one could see him. 

The Bat Man saw the Girl Dressed As A Cat With No Whiskers and got in his black race car. And then the people from the club saw him while they were inside the orange car.

<pause to look over my shoulder at my notes> O-RANGE car. <nodding satisfactorily>

And then the people in the orange car tried to shoot the Bat Guy but the Bat Guy escaped – again!! 

There’s a loud BANG! The Joker shot the Bat Guy’s plane. But the Bat Guy wasn’t in the plane anymore, he was on a motorbike! And then the Bat Guy went out of the motorbike and went to the Bat Gear shop to get a fighter. To fight people. 

The people from the club tried to shoot the Bat Guy with a tank but the Bat Guy escaped – again!! The exclamation marks are to say WHY the Bat Guy keeps escaping. 

Rockstar: And then the Superman got the Bat Guy. The end.

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2 Responses to Rockstarism #202 – A Lego Superheroes Comic Book Story

  1. zmun2 says:

    I remember having to write a story based on a series of pictures during English lessons when I was in primary school. 

    Rockstar is so going to rock in this area if he is required to do this next time. 🙂

    • Aileen says:

      Oh right! Now you mention I vaguely remember having to write essays about pics for English too! Haha I wasn’t thinking about schoolwork when I put it up, what got me was how we are so used to the “commercial” names like Batman n Catwoman etc because we’ve been “brainwashed” to call them that… N then to a kid who hasnt watched the shows… It’s Bat Guy and Girl Dressed As Cat With No Whiskers.. First time he said it I was ??!! What whiskers?

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