#233
Rockstar: I’m playing with my new friend, Mum.
Me: That’s nice, dear. What’s his name?
Rockstar: Haven’t figured out yet. He’s four-and-a-half. I asked.
Me: How come you ask potential friends how old they are (and not their names)?
Rockstar: So I know how old they are.
Me: Uh.. That’s a good reason to ask how old they are.
Rockstar: <seriously> Yes. It is.
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Me: Did you just cough into my food?
Rockstar: No, I coughed onto your computer keyboard.
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Rockstar: I discovered a new difference between boys and girls. Know what it is?
Me: Yeah what?
Rockstar: <like he’s announcing something important> When we are children, boys know more than girls.
Me: Oh, really. And how did you come to that conclusion?
Rockstar: I figured it out.
Me: How?
Rockstar: One morning, I thought about it really hard and I figured it out.
Me: And then what happens when everyone grows up?
Rockstar: <pause> <unconvincingly> The girls catch up to boys.
Me: That your way of not getting into trouble with Mummy?
Rockstar: <laughing> Yes!
Random pic - I liked it for Ms Rockstar watching him driving avidly
Then he penned a card for Daddy
I love Ms Rockstar’s sweet smile in the 2nd photo.
thanks… i didn’t realize she was smiling when I took the pic, was focussing on Rockstar and the room gets hit by very glaring evening sun so couldn’t c very well…