#332
Miss throws little plastic toy at Rockstar sitting on the bed, misses him twice…
Rockstar: <without looking up from book> Mum. Miss is throwing things at me again…
Miss: <distractedly> No. No, no, no. (Determinedly goes to pick up toy and finally makes contact with his shoulder.)
Miss (to herself): <satisfied> There. Got ‘im. Got ‘im, Mummy.
(I don’t respond)
Rockstar: <after a moment, still not looking up> Ow.
Miss (to Rockstar): No throwing ah, Ko-ko.
Rockstar doesn’t respond further; the Miss then walks off to play with her doll house, whereupon he looks at me, smirks and rolls his eyes.
Target Practice
Hah so Rockstar knows the secret of getting Miss Rockstar off his back. (and mommy knows it too).
Doesn’t always work though… He still gets frustrated, and she often doesn’t give up nearly that easily…