#379
Rockstar often builds things for his sister in Minecraft… A yellow school bus filled with farm animals… a lighthouse patrolled by a dozen dogs with different coloured collars… A library inhabited by spiders and cows (many of which she named “Sophie”)… And then…
Rockstar: AAAAAAARRRGGGH. Miss is so. Naughty. I’m going to teach her a lesson. D’you know what I did? Do you know? Guess?
Me: Erm… Tell her you’re not happy with her?
Rockstar: I changed her Minecraft World from Creative to Survival! Hah! Take that Miss!
(Miss stares at him blankly with raised eyebrows; obviously she just looks at the Minecraft screen when he’s talking to her – Pig. Cow. Spider. Spider. Spider. Loads of spiders. Creeper. Where’s my sword? Ah, school bus! I know that one – The Wheels On The Bus Go Round-y Round…)
Me: Um, she’s three.
Miss: <patiently> Yah. I’m three years old, Ko-ko.
Rockstar: Well that’ll teach her! She’ll be re-spawning randomly everywhere! HAHAHAHA! See, Miss? Be naughty some more?
Miss: <unconvincingly> So-ree Ko-ko…..?
Rockstar: And she’s still messing with my stuff! Miss! Stoppit. I’m going to delete your world right. Now.
Miss: <cheerfully> Ok Ko-ko. Make another one for me.
Rockstar: Oh, ok. What do you say?
Miss: <automatically> Please! Welcome! Thank you!
Me: Can’t believe I was standing by to mediate that.
Rockstar: What? I like making worlds.
Me: I wasn’t really required in this conversation, was I?
Rockstar: <not looking up> Not really, no.
(And that’s the two of them messing with the dad’s car one rare weekend he was around…)
Wow, Miss Rockstar is so polite and obedient when required. Her EQ is very high!
Haha well it’s more whether she feels like being that way or not but yes when she wants she has a lot of control on her temper, unlike the other one..