Rockstarism #390/ Miss-Speak #75

#390/#75

Rockstar (coming up behind me while I’m on my laptop): Mummee I love yooooouuuuuuu…..!!! <pause> But you shouldn’t shop for your own things. 

Me: Knew it.

Rockstar: You should be shopping for your kids. <grins>

Me: Which ones would those be?

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Rockstar: <coughs and coughs>

Me: Think this is the night you’ll actually take some cough medicine?

Rockstar: Hah. I’m not sick. 

Miss: Me! Mee! I’ll take it for Ko-ko.

Rockstar: You’re not sick either.

Miss: Then.. <trails off> Then… he’ll get… better...

Rockstar: <scoffs> Medicine doesn’t work that way. 

Miss: <grabbing his arm> But I do. <grins winningly>

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Indeed she does… The Miss is f-airly popular with Rockstar’s friends, but still with some of that “annoying little sister” juice on her – right up until she said this to some of them:

(Re Impending Bug Season (a.k.a. summer)

“Once, I held a bug in my hand. I squished it. All the other bugs saw. Now none of them dare to bite me.”  

(Not technically true about the bug, she’s much gentler with animals/ bugs than with her bro :P)

All Hail Queen Elsa… The Miss on school “writing” assignment

So it’s the Miss’ turn to take Roly Poly – that’s the panda bear in the picture – on class assignment to “write” (really, narrate) about and, given the quality of work that’s gone before us, I’m uh, stressing about my K1 kid’s homework???? Kidding. Partly. 

This is also the last time we refer to her as The Miss. Because Her Highness has informed us that her pseudonym shall now be “Queen Elsa”. Unless you happen to be Rockstar reading this. Then you are to address her as “King”. Because you do not accord enough respect for “girl things” and can’t seem to say the word “Queen” without disdain.

It’s…. possible some of Rockstar’s buddies defect to the Queen after this latest coup.  

ps: She’s… not totally Frozen, she also wants to be a fireman. Like, a real fireman that puts out fires. Go figure.