Rockstarism #395 – Donald Trump Will Win!

#395

Rockstar: Mum. Donald Trump will win the US elections. He will be the next President.

Me: OMG What? Why would you say that? <thinking: Is this like Paul The Psychic Octopus predicting World Cup outcomes?>

Imma Psychic Octopus – pic from Wikipedia.com

Rockstar: Look at all these great videos! Hey Queen E – finally, a Frozen video I like.

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(The People who make these Frozen or Poke Youtubes of the nominees probably have children… (Like, why else would someone watch Frozen :D) I wouldn’t know Olaf from Poke if not for my kids…)

Rockstarism: He’s so. Funny! 

Me: Uh…. These aren’t made by anyone in the Donald camp, I don’t think the people who made these videos actually like Donald Trump very much.

Rockstar: President Obama’s got nothing like this! (He tried, though – Kid President is a Youtube personality with some special needs, who started Youtubing because he couldn’t run outside and play as much as other kids)

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Rockstar: There’s a Pokemon Theme Song one too! The Pokemon People like (Donald Trump)! (To be fair, the Pokemon People also made one of Hillary Clinton, but – guess what? It had wayyy fewer hits.) 

Me: That’s not… meant to be a… good thing.

Rockstar: What? No way. Look at this stuff. They are so funny. And there are so many. 
https://youtu.be/u0BYqzdiuJc
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Me: D’you even know who’s running against him?

Rockstar: What? Who, against President Obama’s party, right? The Demo – democretians.  

Me: He might just be smarter than we think we know. Like when everyone thought the Terminator wouldn’t make Governor of California but he even won a re-election.

pic from wikipedia.com

(And, according to Storypick.com, Arnold Schwarzenegger didn’t even take a salary as a public servant)

“I’ll Be Back” – no kidding. This Austrian Immigrant who made marrying a Kennedy a life goal really did, and was. What, you thought the Immigrants in the States only looked like “other” people?

Queen E: <authoritatively> Mummy. Did you watch the latest Donald Trunk video.

Me: Excuse me? No –

Queen E: You should, Mum-may. He’s good. 

Me: Oh really, did you watch the latest Donald Duck video?

Queen E: Who’s that, is he like, a chicken nugget?

Ps: Quite happy she doesn’t know Donald Duck actually, never know what the duck is saying anyways