#105:
While messing with a jigsaw
Rockstar: I need to finish fixing this fast. I need to finish this before somebody says, “Go and sleep, go and sleep.”
Somebody is always saying “Go and sleep, go and sleep.”
Me: Is that somebody me?
Rockstar: <pause> Yes.
#106
Rockstar: Mum. Can I trade for a marshmallow?
Me: What do you want to trade for it?
Rockstar: I want a marshmallow.
Me: Yes, darling. but you said you wanted to trade. What do you want to exchange for it?
Rockstar: <Thinks for a moment> My saxophone.
Me: You don’t own a saxophone, do you mean your xylophone?
Rockstar: Same thing.
<Brings over xylophone and proceeds to demonstrate how it works>
It can go ‘Do Re Me Fa So La Ti’ and ‘Do’ again. See? I told you!
Me: Ok interesting trade. You got yourself a deal.
Rockstar: Never mind. I want honey dew.
Me: So I don’t get your xylophone?
Rockstar: No.
