Rockstarisms #178 & 179 – Random Bloopers

#178

Rockstar: Mum. “Duck” rhymes with “Luck”.

Me: <Not really paying attention, was getting dinner> Great dear. Any others?

Rockstar: And Muck… And Truck…… And Zuck?

Me: <Still not paying attention> Well yeah, if you’re just looking for rhymes. They can be nonsense words but still rhyme, just substitute the front letter…

Rockstar: Oh, also Yuck! And….. And……. And F–K! <accusingly> Why are you laughing?

(Couldn’t help it, for a moment he sounded just like one of my old traders)

#179

Me: <scrabbling frantically about in car> WHERE are my sunglasses? (Chloe!! Where ARE they??)

Rockstar: <unperturbed, busy with toy car> I know where they are.

Me: You do? Where??

Rockstar: You’re sitting on them.

Rockstar in a jam

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2 Responses to Rockstarisms #178 & 179 – Random Bloopers

  1. zmun2 says:

    Haha, Rockstar looks so cheeky in the photo above. Was he asking for a kiss from you with his pouty lips?

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