Rockstar: Mahmee, Mahmee
Me: Hmm? NOOOOOO!!!! DON’T STAND ON MY LAPTOP!!! NO!!!
(Then thinking) Oh dear. I don’t suppose he saw the laptop on the sofa seat when he slid off the armrest. He was looking at me trying to get my attention. I really shouldn’t yell at him like that. Yelling bad.
Me: Mummy’s sorry darling. That was an accident, wasn’t it? Mummy’s sorry about the yelling. You should never stand on the laptop but Mummy also shouldn’t have yelled like that.
Rockstar: Yes. Sorry. Next time Mummy, you don’t scream. You just eat your dinner – okay?
