(Backdated, because I only just found a picture of the same facial expression)
Kings: Rockstar, let Daddy show you something. See this hidden button on Daddy’s safe? Do NOT touch this button. If you touch this button, Daddy will not be able to open the safe. It will cost Daddy A LOT OF MONEY to get a key mailed over from the States. Do you understand Rockstar?
Rockstar: <Nods>
Kings: I repeat, Rockstar, can you see this button? Do not touch this button.
Rockstar: <Beep> (followed by wide-eyed guilty expression)
Kings: ROCK-STARRR!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THAT BUTTON!!!
Rockstar: <Loud Gasp> (theatrical horrified expression)
That day, my husband learned a rather important parenting lesson.
