Rockstar: I don’t have friends in school.
(Not completely true, more like he doesn’t know any of his friends’ names yet. There are a lot more kids in school now than he used to have.)
Me: Oh really? You had friends in your old school. And you had “Audreee”.
(Rockstar loved “Audreee” when he was 18 months old, She was the first toddler to ever approach my markedly reserved son. For months, every girl, every princess in his bedtime stories was “Audreee”.)
Rockstar (horrified): Audrey? Mum. That’s a GIRL!
Me: You liked Audrey, remember?
Rockstar: I don’t like girls. Girls are so funny. They are ALL. Funny.
