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Tag Archives: parent
Significant Conversation #99
Rockstar: I don’t have friends in school. (Not completely true, more like he doesn’t know any of his friends’ names yet. There are a lot more kids in school now than he used to have.) Me: Oh really? You had … Continue reading
Significant Conversation #98
Rockstar (complaining): I’m so SMALL! Me: You’re small because Daddy is small. But do you know something else? Daddy is SMART. And , he’s NICE. Rockstar: But he’s not PRETTY.
Dear Rockstar, Money Can’t Buy You Happiness, But…
Dear Rockstar, This is one of those posts that Mummy hopes you aren’t going to read one day and hate her for. You have a friend named Joe coming today. At the tender age of almost 33 months, you’ve decided … Continue reading
The Hong Kong Chye HSBC Bank Queue
Running errands at the bank in Little Hong Kong (Hong Kong Chye) after dropping Rockstar off at school, I look up texting on my iPhone suddenly, realizing the queue I’ve been standing in hasn’t moved in what seems like a … Continue reading
Significant Conversation #97
Rockstar: Mummy, where’s your penis? Me: Mummy doesn’t have a penis, darling, Mummy’s a girl. Rockstar: What happened to you, Mummy? Me: Nothing happened to me, darling, Mummy’s a girl. Girl’s don’t have penises. Rockstar: Is that a Ms Chatterbox … Continue reading
This One’s For The Wimpy Kids
ROCKSTAR IS BMX BOY… There wasn’t anything smaller in the shop, and for months his feet couldn’t reach the pedals. Well, now they can. Identifying and nurturing your child’s Serious Thing For Wheels has some advantages – especially when you … Continue reading
Run, Aileen, Run a.k.a. Let’s All Burn Our Webcams
Someone whose name I Don’t Recognise: Are you there?? Me: yes SIDR: hey sweety how are you? Me: ok, but eating… lunch? dinner? who can tell (<thinking> She sounds like she knows me. Is this someone I knew at work? … Continue reading
First School Outing to Watch Stick Man
HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS EVERY DAY FOR A LIVING……?? Do Kindergarten teachers get psyche evaluations? Just in case after all the screaming chaos they want to kill themselves. My ears are ringing. My head hurts. Every peep from the … Continue reading
Lunch at Café Gray
LUNCH SUMMONS! At newish Café Gray in trendy boutique hotel Upper House, G’s and my first choice for a recent birthday lunch, except they were fully booked and so we “settled” on Nicholini’s. But now L has made a booking … Continue reading
“Children Growing Up Too Fast”
Dear Rockstar, Enjoy your childhood. Googling “children growing up too fast” gets you about 9 million hits. It took awhile for Mummy to write to you about this, because she never really figured out how to put it. Mummy’s pretty … Continue reading