Monthly Archives: January 2013

Rockstar’s PE with PMP (Perceptual Motor Programme) At Kennedy School

Posted on January 31, 2013 by admin

There was a Perceptual Motor Programme info session for parents at Rockstar’s school recently, and I was pretty happy I could make it, head feeling like it was stuffed ear to ear with cotton balls and all – I’d never … Continue reading →

Posted in School For Rockstar | Tagged 5 mins, awe, cotton balls, grunts, hype, investment bank, Kennedy School, kiasu, many things, new developments, overhead projector, perceptual motor program, pmp, product space, reverence, skins, stems, term sheets, virtues, yoga class | 2 Comments

Sleep Wars I – Conspiracy Of The Phantom Plane Movers

Posted on January 29, 2013 by admin

Something’s going on Up There. Ms Rockstar is totally convinced, and very suspicious. It seems every so often…… Things… keep…….. changing, Up There. Someday soon my younger offspring will discover the Mother Of All Conspiracy Theories – that Mummee and Ko … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged bunk bed, cabinets, chest level, conspiracy theories, cot, disappearance, elder sibling, eye level, fire rescue, forbidden area, grabs, ko ko, lego headquarters, lego plane, nasa, nasa shuttle, nasa space shuttle, rockstar, screamer, secret hiding place | 2 Comments

A Pox On The Self-Righteous Pharmacist!

Posted on January 28, 2013 by admin

So over the weekend I’ve been sick. Second time in as many weeks. At first I call my gynea’s clinic, whereupon the nurse says “but you can easily take much stronger meds now, what?” Tell it to the pharmacist (in … Continue reading →

Posted in aileensml, Babycare Bootcamp | Tagged antibiotics, bobble head, butt, car window, cold turkey, cough, cute car, deaf person, dumb ass, freezer, gap, good person, gynea, morning and evening, pharmacist, pharmacists, rant, second time, tell it to the marines, unfit mother | 8 Comments

Rockstarism #245 – Dead Fish Smell

Posted on January 27, 2013 by admin

#245 Rockstar: Mum! My blue (fighting) fish died! Me: <cautiously, worried he might be upset> Um… Really? Rockstar: Yeah! Wow it stinks! Me: Um… Yeah… Rockstar: Come smell it! Come smell it! It stinks! Me: <thinking At Least He’s Not … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms | Tagged dead fish, desk, fight fish, fighting fish, fish smell, flake, girls, good fight, laptop, lt, ome, rockstar, yucky | 3 Comments

Oops It’s Friday

Posted on January 25, 2013 by admin

Q: 1) There’s pages and pages of this ok, and 132,000 likes… Here’s some of my favorites, from Unintentionally Inappropriate Test Answers From Little Children: (MAJOR CRINGE) Somehow I am strangely sure this is a girl But there were some that … Continue reading →

Posted in The TGIF Posts | Tagged asia, bonus points, creativity, cringe, ditto, domain names, erm, love, lt, mash, nbsp, parents, stereotype, test answers | 2 Comments

The Mens’ Brief Excursion To Goldfish Street, Mong Kok

Posted on January 23, 2013 by admin

Rockstar has a serious travel-and-adventure-bug, and I didn’t want the baby’s keeping us home-bound to grate on his nerves (worse yet, make him equate the lack of new adventure to her arrival), so it’s working out well that The Mens … Continue reading →

Posted in Traveling With Rockstar | 1 Comment

Samoyed Stroller

Posted on January 22, 2013 by admin

As promised, this time I remembered to stop this senior citizen’s stroller for some pics. He’s 16 years old (looks so nice and clean though, doesn’t he?), and I felt bad asking for confirmation whether he’s the same Samoyed I … Continue reading →

Posted in aileensml | Tagged adult incontinence diaper, bench, bodies of water, border collies, canine family members, chinese translation, collies, confirmation, dog owner, errands, guilt trip, hot day, human adult, lt, natural waterfall, peak trail, samoyed, senior citizen, spellings, stroller | 4 Comments

Rockstarism #244 – How To Stop A Baby Crying (And Something About Soup)

Posted on January 20, 2013 by admin

#244 Earlier… Me: Hurry up and finish your Lego while I go get you some soup. Rockstar: Yay! Soup! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY! Wait. What kind of soup? ————————————————————————————- So we were at Cafe Habitu in Elements Mall, Kowloon tonight, it was surprisingly … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms | 3 Comments

Freaky Friday

Posted on January 18, 2013 by admin

1) Apparently, this is fashion. The exciting and vaguely scary art of eyelash jewelry. Clicker beware. It does not really tell you why it is exciting, or art. But as someone who never got past Hello with standard mascara on … Continue reading →

Posted in The TGIF Posts | Tagged beauty queens, buddhism, buzz bissinger, death star, english literature, essay topic, eyelashes, fundamental flaw, googly eyes, highness, job interviews, lance armstrong, light saber, mascara, phds, signature petition, snarkiness, taxpayer dollars, tour de france, world peace | 2 Comments

There Is A “Better Fathering Index”?!

Posted on January 17, 2013 by admin

There is, or soon will be, a Better Fathering Index. I shit you not, this is from non-profit Centre for Fathering in Singapore. I think I kena marked down already, using s- word. Oh yeah I’m not a dad – probably … Continue reading →

Posted in aileensml, Rockstar Thoughts | Tagged babies, blog, existence, girlfriends, knee jerk reaction, mummies, nbsp, omg, profit centre, Singapore | 5 Comments