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#395 Rockstar: Mum. Donald Trump will win the US elections. He will be the next President. Me: OMG What? Why would you say that? <thinking: Is this like Paul The Psychic Octopus predicting World Cup outcomes?> Rockstar: Look at all … Continue reading →

Party of the Year, for the kids… Over the PA system… “Books are now HKD 50 a bag. 50 dollars a bag. Thank you.”… It was also boiling that night, by the time I thought to take a picture off … Continue reading →

Big US Election coming up, you knew this was gonna happen, right? In the first Trump-Clinton presidential debate, Trump claims to have stopped short of embarrassing Clinton re her husband’s indiscretions because her 36 year old daughter Chelsea was there. Chelsea … Continue reading →

So I missed (Wednesday), but at least these ladies holding the guns didn’t Queen E wanted her ears pierced, having counted how many girls in school (and grownup staff) have pierced ears, and she wanted no distractions – no Youtube, nuthin’ while … Continue reading →

Preparation: Get sticks from along the road. Cost: Nothing. Next: Paint sticks, dig up whatever cheap plastic rubbish toys you’ve got lying around that can be glued on, sew sticks to whatever old canvas you’ve got lying around (or bung everything … Continue reading →

#394/#83 Me: Quick, get off your scooters. I see one of the mall guards coming. Rockstar: Its fine mum, he’s just playing Pokemon Go. (Guard walks by on his phone) …See? ——————————————————————————————————— One day in the park… Queen E: Mummy, … Continue reading →

This is an old clip of Vietnamese-Chinese “mychonny” from Melbourne, parodying his mum and dad re grades and career choices. I don’t think they speak much English or he would be in SO much trouble ok… (Parents – HOW many of your … Continue reading →

…I walk by and pause… Me: Uh…. Rockstar: What? Queen E: Hi, Mummy. Also, Rockstar is growing a foot out of his chest. When I pass them a couple minutes later… Me: I didn’t even know what to say about … Continue reading →

This mealtime Rockstar decided his outfit needed a little something extra. A bit much? Nahhh…   We finally got up to showing Rockstar’s Weapons Wall…. When one kid in our household has a birthday big ticket item (as in: effort, not $$$ … Continue reading →

#83 The Empire Strikes Back… Queen E: D’you know why Ko-ko and I have almost the same size head? Because….. of the brain inside…….. _________________________________________________________ Queen E: I love you… When I’m angry, it just means I’m angry… _________________________________________________________ Me: <reading to Queen E> “You … Continue reading →