Category Archives: Rockstarisms

Rockstarism #265 – The Math Homework Rockstarisms

#265 Rockstar: This is the answer.  Me: Wrong. Rockstar: Wha-at. Me: (annoyed, because I told him before) You can’t do that. If the first digit is smaller than the second in subtraction you can’t just – Rockstar: What are you … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #264 – Just He Said (Germs Can Fly)

#264 Me: Don’t blow your nose in your bath water. Rockstar: Why? Me: Because germs’ll be all over the water and the tub and I’ll have a problem bathing the baby. Rockstar: Germs can swim? Me: Yeah. Rockstar: So what, … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #263 – He Said, She Said

#263 (Note dog’s expression) Rockstar: I’m A Ninja. JD: I’m With Crazy.  ps:

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Rockstarism #262 – Mario Bros Is SO Not Real

#262 (Should’ve been posted yest but having problems uploading pics…) On Sunday afternoon, sitting next to me Rockstar looks up abruptly from McQueen Legos…  Rockstar: <urgently> Mum! I need to get the laptop so you can learn about Mario Bros! … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #261 – Why I Went Nuts

#261 Me: So why did you go nuts, was it because you were tired or because you realized I would move on your 10 (IXL math) questions, and so you decided to push your luck? Rockstar: <grins sheepishly> Because you would … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #259 – All Mums Are Bossy (Or, Hamster Face Does Travolta Impersonation)

#259 Rockstar: Mum. All the mums  (I see in school) are a little bossy, you know. <Thoughtful pause> And the dads less so. Me: Oh really. You don’t sound surprised. Rockstar: <seriously> No… Me: So you’re saying Mummy is bossy … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #258 – Dinner Deal

#258 Broaching the subject seriously… Rockstar: Mum. Actually I’m quite bored with eating the same thing for dinner every night. (This is true – About 5 times a week Rockstar has a massive dinner of grilled salmon, hard boiled eggs, … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #257 – When I Grow Up, I Would Like To Be…

Excerpt from one of Rockstar’s many schoolwork selections coming home last week:   That’s Rockstar’s cursive writing which he’s been learning in school… There’s lots more (when the occasion might call for it then I post la).. This was just … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #256 – Another Rockstar Doodle

Emerging from settling the baby for her second nap of the day, I find Rockstar just home from school on the sofa with his magna doodle. This is what was on it: Rockstar’s back on his solar system kick, because … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #255 – It’s Like, You Need Money For Everything In The World

#250 recently…… Rockstar: Mum. I met these 2 girls after school. They asked me if I wanted some sweets and I said “yes”. Then they said I had to give them a dollar for 5 sweets. I didn’t have any … Continue reading

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