Category Archives: Rockstarisms

Rockstarism #253 – Black and white POTUSes

#253 Watching the clinic shootout and car chase scene in Transporter 2 (because Kings was actually watching Judge Dredd which is wayy more violent when Rockstar gamboled over with a bowl of fruit before bedtime)… Rockstar: What’s going on, Mum? … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #252 – Just Banking Jobs Are Scary

#252 Watching dutiful Rockstar keeping the baby busy as I dry my hair… Me: I’ve got to take a picture of that. If she ever fights with you when she’s older, I’m going to show her that. Rockstar: Oh. Mum. … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #251 – Why The Good Guys Always Win

#251 While playing with his toys…. Rockstar: Let’s go outside and have a fight. (Exits bedroom with newly acquired Lego Sith Troopers.) Shortly after, coming back in… Rockstar: Fight’s over. D’you know who won the battle? Me: Who? Rockstar: The … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #251 – We Do Times Since We Want To Do Crimes

#251 Me: One of your friends told me you got benched in PE. What was that about? Rockstar: I don’t remember. Me: I know you do. Come on, tell me, what did you do? Rockstar: I was talking to (classmate). … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #249 – Tiger Brother Chillin’ Miss

#249 Me: Look, Ms Rockstar, circle! A blue circle! Rockstar: That’s not a circle. It’s a cylinder. Me: Y-es, but how old were you when you learnt that? To her it’s a circle. Rockstar: So why don’t you just teach … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #248 – Caning Is Done By Aliens (And CNY Part 3)

**Updated at bottom – found a pic of Ms Rockstar’s booties with the cheongsam #248 Before the hols… And a little illustration of how parenting has changed since our childhood…  Rockstar: Mum. Classmate A and classmate B are leaving Hong … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #247 – Star Wars Lego and Long One Short One New Year

#247 While playing with Star Wars Lego figurines. Rockstar: Mum. I swapped heads (between) Yoda and Obi-Wan. Me: Why?! Rockstar: It’s like Yoda grew up!  Me: Yoda’s not a kid. He’s a very old alien. Rockstar: What? Oh. How did … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #246 – Chinese New Year Math

Is the best kind… You can’t buy or drill the whole motivation and money counting thing and I’ve been eyeing the opportunity for a We Use Math For Everything In Life demo… Also, a space shuttle recently landed in our … Continue reading

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The Little Ms Rockstar Product Un-review

A guest post by The Little Miss Rockstar  Guest Blogger reviewing baby product Hello again, everyone. Today’s segment is a public service message to Parents of Older Babies. I think it’s important to clear up possible misconceptions about some of … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #245 – Dead Fish Smell

#245 Rockstar: Mum! My blue (fighting) fish died! Me: <cautiously, worried he might be upset> Um… Really? Rockstar: Yeah! Wow it stinks! Me: Um… Yeah… Rockstar: Come smell it! Come smell it! It stinks!  Me: <thinking At Least He’s Not … Continue reading

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