Category Archives: Rockstarisms

#349/ 38 And so it begins… (I’m kidding, of course)  Me: <wrinkling nose> Did someone fart? Rockstar: HAR HAR HAR no, no one farted.  Miss: Me! I farted! <makes loud farting sound>  Rockstar: <laughs> Huh. She just has to be … Continue reading →

#348/ #38 Rockstar: Mum. Lemme ask you something. Would you rather have 4 arms or 4 legs? Me: ?! 4 arms I guess… Rockstar: Yeah, me too! Because 4 legs would just look weird. ——————————————————————————————————— During bedtime reading… And lemme … Continue reading →

#37 Rockstar: What room has no doors and windows? Miss: <jumping up and down> Jump-ing Mush-room! —————————————————————————– Rockstar: <pointing to a picture of Disney characters – the usual, Mickey, Minnie, Goofy> Who’s this? Miss: Little Miss, (her best friend), and… … Continue reading →

#347 Overheard recently when Rockstar was watching Youtube and the Miss as usual has to bug him… Miss: Ko-ko, ko-ko, ko-ko, ko-ko.  Rockstar: <without looking up> Stay away, Miss. Ko-ko’s watching Santa Claus. And something about triangles. And with that, … Continue reading →

#346/ #36 “Reading” before bedtime, in the Rockstar household, The Miss leaves her post crowding Rockstar into a corner of his seat as usual to say conspiratorially and obviously within his earshot….. Miss: Mum. Actually Ko-ko quite naughty. <nodding convincingly> … Continue reading →

#35 Miss: Mum. I’m a crazy person.  Me: Uh… What? Miss: Cray-sy. Cray-sy. I am a cray-sy person.  Me: <trying to figure out what word she could possibly be mis-pronouncing to make it sound like what I think I heard> … Continue reading →

#34 Me: What’s this, darling? (Not expecting her to know it, just wanting to see her reaction)   Miss: Oh. Oh, Dear. …..Cuck-roach?  (To be fair I’m not sure I’d know that’s a porcupine either – must be a baby right, where … Continue reading →

#33 The Miss has been going through a phase of making demands, changing her mind back and forth, and – predictably – having meltdowns… After one such….. Rockstar: See now, wasn’t that silly (to throw another full-blown tantrum)? Don’t you … Continue reading →

#31 Me: How about 3 more turns on the slide and then we’ll go home? Miss: Not happy (with) you.  —————————————-  

#30 My turn to get this one… Miss: (to me) Don’t call me “Miss” (abbreviation for her name). Me: Oh, now I can’t call you “Miss” either? Miss: <seriously> I don’t li-ike.  Me: Can I call you “Miss-ee” or “Miss-ee-Miss” … Continue reading →