Category Archives: Rockstarisms

Rockstarism #158 – What Does Jesus Do

Posted on September 8, 2011 by admin

*** Updated with some thoughts at bottom Girlfriend’s rockstar: Is Jesus a nice man? Girlfriend: Yes Girlfriend’s rockstar: Will He buy me a Ferrari? (As in the little toy cars) So I tell Rockstar what his schoolmate said… Rockstar: God … Continue reading →

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Rockstarisms #156 & #157 – The Calling Grandmum Rockstarisms

Posted on September 5, 2011 by admin

#156 Rockstar: Mum. When we call, can you tell Grandmum to stop saying “What?” all the time (when she can’t hear/ understand him)? It’s quite irritating. Please tell her to say “I beg your pardon.” #157 Rockstar: Stop saying “Open … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #155 Dutiful Eating

Posted on September 4, 2011 by admin

#155 Me: You didn’t touch your school snack (packed from home), did you forget to do your duties? (As much as possible they unpack their own school bags on arrival at class, sorting diary (checked daily for parent-teacher communication), school … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #154 – The One With The Skiing Clips

Posted on September 2, 2011 by admin

#154 On his way to meet me after school, Rockstar happens to meet one of my mummy friends. Rockstar: Mum. I saw your friend today. She said she saw me (doing something on our recent vacation). I didn’t know you … Continue reading →

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The Back To School Rockstarisms #151, #152 & #153

Posted on August 28, 2011 by admin

#151 On Rockstar’s first day in Kindergarten 2, as we leave the apartment… Me: Look at you, starting K2 already… Next thing I know you’re in college and Mum won’t see you anymore <pretending to be a little misty-eyed> Rockstar: … Continue reading →

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Rockstarisms #149 & #150 (Move over, Mr Spielberg…)

Posted on August 25, 2011 by admin

#149 Me: Ok gentlemen, ready to go? Kings (on laptop): Wait I haven’t finished (sending an email) Rockstar (on iPad): Wait I haven’t finished (some numbers game) Sigh. #150 Ok, this next one’s just bizarre. It’s here only because after … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #144 (We Don’t Always Get What We Want)

Posted on August 15, 2011 by admin

Me: Hurry up, finish up your corn on the cob so we can go in the room Rockstar: Why? Me: Because Mummy’s freezing out here, the bedroom is warmer. Rockstar: Or, you could go in the room, Mum. Go on, … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #143

Posted on August 4, 2011 by admin

#143 Me: (Half to myself) How come my phone keeps switching off (when it’s charging in the bedroom or by itself in my handbag)? Rockstar: <looking sheepish> I switch it off. Me: What? Why?? <Accusingly> Have you been switching it … Continue reading →

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Rockstarisms #140, #141 & #142

Posted on July 30, 2011 by admin

#140 Me to my mum: I’m going to sit with my laptop… Unless you need help with Rockstar? Rockstar: I need help with Grandmum. Me: Uh, why do you need help? Rockstar: I need help to tell Grandmum to stop … Continue reading →

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