#140
Me to my mum: I’m going to sit with my laptop… Unless you need help with Rockstar?
Rockstar: I need help with Grandmum.
Me: Uh, why do you need help?
Rockstar: I need help to tell Grandmum to stop saying “What?” all the time (Because my mum can’t understand him sometimes and it irritates him.)
#141
Me (to a shorts-clad Rockstar): Put on your warm pants please.
So Rockstar put on his warm pants. (The face was extra.)
#142
(Because of all the previous smartass, the grandparents pretend disapproval..)
Rockstar: Mum. Grandmum was sulking for a long time.
Me: How long?
Rockstar: It was 20 minutes.
Me: That’s not –
Rockstar: And hundreds of years!!
Rockstar can really be a stand up comic! Hahaha! Warm pants to keep head warm. Please keep these posts coming, these Rockstarism are really Gems! 🙂
Thanks dear… Yeah his point was, he still put on his pants.. But obviously that was not the result i wanted.. It’s funny, but sometimes very tiring cos have to keep thinking how to talk to him and if we say the wrong thing he pounces 😛