Fruit For Thought And Magic Shoes Of Freedom

“Behold, the Magic Fork, which produces a piece of fruit on the end!” 

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“Never fails, the Magic Fork.”

“How does it DO that, one of life’s beautiful, unexplained mysteries of much-loved children (they have someone to put fruit on their forks)” 

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(Anal retentive big brothers come with…… Ah well, can’t have everything in life)

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Also recently… 

Me: (Running after Her Highness, sans Starbucks order I was waiting on) You were right there, two seconds ago. How do you get so far so fast??

Little Miss: <looking down> Shoe.

Nowadays we refer to them as her Magic Shoes of Freedom, because we put them on right before she gets out of the stroller… Since I can’t stand her holding her shoes and dipping into her snack dispenser….