Chun Li Does Free Boss Impersonations With A Smile

This day the Miss decided her outfit needed a little something extra…

Yes boxing gloves!

Yes boxing gloves!

But....

But….

Chun Li doesn't wear gloves to go bowling...

Chun Li doesn’t wear gloves to go bowling…

And yes this day The Miss decided to sit like a Boss, complete with head on hand…

Boss with a smile

(Smile for the camera was extra; she had on a sianz face before….)

And then this other morning she spent 15 minutes unconvinced our house key would not unlock this kopitiam door.

This one is when we couldn't convince her the house key doesn't open this coffee shop door. We stood here more than 15 mins

I checked the grill she’s standing on can be lifted up in case the key goes in there

(She didn’t give up in the end, there was another Cantonese-speaking bored little boy nearby who invited her to come feed fish…)

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JD And Us: A Rockstar 5 Second Skit

So the circus took ourselves to Sai Kung yesterday, only to discover practically all our regular hangout cafes gutted in heavy renovations that would take some 6 months. JD couldn’t swim in the sea either, because all the dog-bath shops were closed (I know this because I walked with each Rockstar round to each one I was aware of in the area just to make sure, because we drove all the way here and JD hadn’t had a swim in the sea in like, forever :() and we would then be traipsing the hour-long drive home with a salty wet dog in the front seat.

Circus shot, everyone in their own zone...

Circus shot, everyone in their own zone…

The Acrobats and Strongman (cough) practice their routine in the fading sunlight

The Acrobats and Strongman practice their routine in the sunset

(Or, I Can’t Believe I Let My Husband Swing Two Children At Once, Near A Large Body Of Water)

"Booorn Freeeeee... As Freeeee As The Wind Blooooowwws...."

“Booorn Freeeeee… As Free As The Wind Blooooowwws….”

....Or to chase Ko-ko round and round....... Even as the excited dog starts barking and gets a telling off from Daddy for herding someone's boat-riding mutt just off the pier.....

….Or to chase Ko-ko round and round……. Even as the excited dog starts barking and shoots by, thereby earning a telling off from Daddy for herding someone’s much-loved mutt alighting from a boat at the pier…..

Which earns her tea and sympathy....

Which earns her tea and sympathy…. And a back rub from the Miss…..

(Who might also be thinking how much she could make as a proper dog masseuse..."

(Who might also be thinking how much she could make as a proper dog masseuse…”

"I...... LOVE my job!"

“Sometimes…. I LOVE my job!” (Which one d’you think is thinking that, the dog or the dog masseuse)

(Note JD's especially pleased face...)

(Note JD’s especially pleased face…)

.....In contrast to this one. No I don't know what she's doing.... blinking?

…..In contrast to this one. No I don’t know what JD’s doing…. blinking?

(YES we were very careful with the Miss)

"Come, Come, The Time Has Come, my blue-eyed friend, to talk of Other Things..."

“Come, Come, The Time Has Come, my blue-eyed friend, to talk of Other Things…”

"Of Shoes And Ships And Sealing Wax...."

“Of Shoo Shoes And Ships And Sealing Wax….”

As we drove off into the sunset, with Kings.   

Epilogue:

Rockstar’s good friend in school did a magic trick specially for him, which his mum Whatsapp-ed over and so we watched it in the car going back….. And Rockstar filmed his own thank you for me to send back (we all chipped in in the car too)….

But not before Rockstar mused, “You know, (friend) did a magic trick recently, and I got to be his assistant in class. Wouldn’t it be cool if one day we grew up and I became a famous scientist like Isaac Newton and he was a famous magician like David Copperfield?”  

Just so…

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A New Chapter…

Kings brought us to see the new Asia Bankers Club office recently, on a very quiet evening where there was just one aged guard to unlock the front grills over the building entrances…

This is the auspicious entering of new office building as my camera frame pics up a stray indulgent auntie

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1) “This is the auspicious entering of new office building as my camera frame picks up a stray indulgent auntie” (I say indulgent because she has a half smile  – dis is after all Hong Kong! And yes, note grill on building entrance at left and “deserted” streets.. For this part of HK this is deserted :D)

2) “In the concrete jungle of Sheung Wan recently, our Intrepid Entrepreneur discovered a new species of Koala”

Kings points out the Asia Bankers Club listing (but I don't manage to catch Rockstar, also looking for it from a few feet further down, in the frame)

Kings points out the Asia Bankers Club listing (but I don’t manage to catch Rockstar, also looking for it from a few feet further down, in the frame), Little Miss points out….. something else. Maybe pedicures.

"I can't wait to toddle about filling the entire place with giggles!"

“I can’t wait to toddle about filling the entire place with giggles!”

From the meeting room window, Rockstar observes what our neighbors are drinking and growing, up here….

"Mum. I saw an Angry Bird flowerpot (or maybe it's a mug)."

“Mum. I saw an Angry Bird flowerpot (or maybe it’s a mug).”

The neighborhood

The neighborhood

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Renovations won’t be finished for another couple weeks I think; and then Asia Bankers’ Staff will all be in one airy, window-filled office…

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Rockstarism #300 – Little Miss Eating Rockstarisms

#300

Little Miss: MM-IIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL –

Rockstar: Mum.

Me: I know.

Little Miss: –LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-

Rockstar: Mum.

Me: I know.

Little Miss: –LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-

Rockstar: Mum.

Me: I. Know.

Little Miss: -LK.

Rockstar: Mum. I think she wants milk.

Me: Really. And where would you get such a crazy idea?

Rockstar: Hee. 

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Little Miss has a habit of sampling greens from my bowl of hurriedly-scooped dinner most nights I’m scurrying about to bathe and settle her.

Little Miss: Eat.

Me: Yes darling, just a moment I’m getting you some veggies. (If there’s a lot of sauce I wash the greens first – not because I’m freaky about sauces, but because it doesn’t take much for her to empty the entire contents of her stomach. One of the causes appears to be when the food is too tasty. We’ve asked the pediatrician about it several times, it’s apparently nothing more than shallow stomach and very sensitive gag reflex but wow it’s a real nuisance when she does it on your bed or in nice restaurants…)

Little Miss: Eat.

Me: There you go.

Little Miss: <happily> Eat. Tree.

Me: What?? What did you call my – very yummy veggies?

Little Miss: <happily eating> Eat tree! 

<pause>

Me: Ok. So. When we go out to the park and you see green leaves, they are not. Yummy. NOT. Yummy. Do NOT eat the leaves from the trees in the park.

Some pics of the kids I forgot to put up this season:

Dis is what Rockstar wore to school on Thursday where they had an elaborate lion dance and various chinese music and dance performances.

Dis is what Rockstar wore to school last Thursday; they had an elaborate lion dance and various chinese music and dance performances.

Rockstar is wearing a several years-old Zara Kids fedora that Little Miss has had her eye on for awhile (she knows she’s going to inherit it when he outgrows it and that’s going to be soon) and a velvet brocade jacket from Stanley Market. We were going for a vaguely Wong Fei Hong-era look but ended up running for the bus as usual (and after that I forgot about taking a pic completely with Authentic Wong Fei Hong Poses).

This is him the night before, trying on the hat in his pajamas. Little Miss was very excited about the hat.

This is him the night before, trying on the hat in his pajamas. Little Miss then wore it to have her bedtime bottle.

Speaking of whom……..

This is the Miss' "Lai See Face."

This is the Miss’ “Lai See Face.”

I call this gem her “Lai See Face” because she has learnt the fine art of complimenting, which Rockstar is still uh, working on 😀 I was trying on some of my old outfits from my former work life recently, and she decided I needed a “Woww..” Then when we gave her Lai See it was “Oo! <politely impressed face>” Just so….

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A Few Things, This Friday

1) Like, Wow. These Hotels. Bored Panda’s Worlds’ Best Hotels.

This one’s the Manta Resort in Zanzibar…  amazing-hotels-41

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This one’s Attrap Reves Hotel, France. (Someday, Rockstars. Some. Day. Or, there’s always Snowglobes!)

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2) Somewhat in contrast, Schools Throw Out Children’s Lunches To Punish Parents Who Haven’t Paid Up. As in Yikes They Really Did. And threw out food that was perfectly good too, rather than serve it. Say what? Oh, and apparently one 12-year old was only short US 30 cents. (I know, I’m still on Is This A Hoax?!)

3) Hong Kong Tycoon’s Daughter Defends Sexuality In Letter. Tycoon offers ~GBP 40mio to find a husband for his daughter. She married her gay partner in 2012 and in a recent letter on BBC news, also described in The Daily Beast as “a demonstration of good humor,” apologized to her father, “I’m sorry to mislead you to think I was only in a lesbian relationship because there was a shortage of good, suitable men in Hong Kong.”

I haven’t followed this very closely… so – did I understand this correctly, the HK Tycoon is actually ok with a straight man who would marry his daughter for money?

pic from BBC News

pic from BBC News

Anyway I have a (quite unrelated) story to tell: I used to have a good friend I’d known since JC, from a well-to-do family in Singapore, from a top school gifted program, had gone on to study Law, and who was openly gay. Attending his birthday party in his home where I and his younger brother were the only straight people in the house (well except for his mum who was upstairs; I think his dad was at work) left an impression on me that remains largely unchanged today.

About 21 back then (I would become a Christian several years later) and irrevocably straight (much to my friend’s disappointment :)) I remember my friend muttering to me while staring at his then-16 year old brother, “He is sooooo straight. I think he’s pretending, because he doesn’t want to be. Because of me, because he looks up to me. I’m very worried, it’s not who he is.” He would send his brother upstairs, then out of the house on an errand, and finally <raises voice> “Everybody listen up. MY BROTHER IS STRAIGHT, OK.”

That was more than 15 years ago in Singapore. “It’s not who he is.” That was what my gay friend had said about his straight brother. And I realized I would never know what it feels like to be gay. I have also known a practicing Catholic and a non-practicing-but-wistfully-once-telling-me-he-wished-he-could-go-back-to-being-a-practicing Christian – who were gay. And I realized I would never know what that feels like either.

The second thing I came away with from my friend’s birthday party that day, meeting so many gay couples, some nice to the Straight Girl (Really?? Straight??), some not so nice (Who Let The Straight Girl In), was the observation (again: some 15 years ago in Singapore) that some of the gay relationships I saw that day were much stronger than straight ones I knew (SOME, NOT ALL, certainly not ones where committed Christians have their faith to guide and strengthen them so DON’T SCREAM AT ME).

Just that I knew straight people who wanted to be attached for reasons like “I want to be attached.” (Obviously they shouldn’t do that either right, it’s not fair to the other person whose opportunity to be in a more fulfilling marriage you are taking away… In church they have singles nights, they have pre-marital counseling so you know what you’re getting into before you take the vow, they have marriage counseling to help you stay committed to your vows…..). In contrast, I didn’t meet any gay people in that party who were with their partners out of societal pressure to be attached – 15 years ago in Singapore many of them had to want to be with the other person despite pressure. Anyway. I remembered all that when I read the news article.

4) OK change subject. The dog is bigger, the child is bigger, this is Two Months Later He’s Still Napping With His Puppy. (Since I put the first one in previous TGIFs.)

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5) Because I am a germ freak, I need to now also be a chemical freak. Toxic Cleaners Hall Of Shame. (We use baby-safe sanitizer on the kids’ hands, not the drug store stuff. It’s relatively expensive compared to the cheap chemical stuff that kills lots of other things besides harmful germs, I hope there is a good reason why. We’ve started other friends using it too. Because YES some germs are good for them. Up until they miss whole weeks of school and have problems keeping up without some real pain. I know someone whose child missed a month+ of school from something that was at first a runny nose before it became infected and passed into his lungs)

6) Little Miss’ 5 second skit this CNY weekend is Well The Gloves Are Red:

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Yes, she was about to fall asleep. Yes, those are her Ko-ko’s boxing gloves. Yes, as a matter of fact she was banging her fists together in those gloves not minute ago.

Part 2:

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Why yes, this is the Miss, just woken up. Yes, instead of going out to have breakfast she’s decided to have a lie-in. Yes, she went to put on her Ko-ko’s gloves that I had taken off after she fell asleep (she’s been falling asleep wearing boxing gloves for several nights), before settling back into bed.

Rockstar’s comment? “If there’s apple in there I’m not going near them. Ew.” (One night she’d been eating a slice of apple and when we turned around the apple was gone and she was wearing the gloves. We never found the apple. Occupational hazard of having a toddler around.)

ok here's a prettier pic without the boxing gloves, at one of Kings' clients' homes today

ok here’s a prettier pic without the boxing gloves, at one of Kings’ clients’ homes today

And here's what rockstar was wearing..

And here’s what rockstar was wearing..

 

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2014 TO ONE AND ALL

ps: Rockstar’s last day of school before the holiday was yesterday, Little Miss is in school come Tuesday morning, and Kings has meetings and work – even today – so it’s going to be a short holiday……..

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MCing The Asia Bankers Club 2014 Feng Shui Talk

And yet the most interesting thing was………….

Epiphanies and cheat notes alert.

I Survived Shot after the event.

This is an I Survived Shot after the event. (Y’know, just so you know this story has a happy ending)

Our new friends were leaving Hong Kong – thought they’d already gone, and was so happy when they came up to me at the end of the night. I never thought I would be that happy at their simple gesture of a second, unexpected goodbye (we’d had a good dinner sometime back and there is always Facebook) but it was one of my happiest moments of the night. For real. I mean, not dying in front of close to 500 people wasn’t a bad moment either, but obviously you expect to be pretty happy about that.

It was an interesting epiphany: There is nothing like a genuine connection, with other person(s). Because making friends is such a minefield right, and there we expect kids to do it like, easily? (What d’you expect from me, this is a mummy blog.)

Now on to the event.

Among our guests of honor were Mr. Gan Khai Choon, Managing Director of Hong Leong International HK (who btw was once from Penang Free School, some of my Malaysian readers may be interested to know 🙂 ) and Mr Apichart Chutrakul, CEO of Sansiri Public Company Limited (arguably largest property developer in Thailand who greatly honored our event by flying in to attend)… Just to give you a rough idea, please don’t scream at me for not putting up a guest list or something

Action shot of lucky draw, because I'm not sure I'm allowed to put up too many pics of guests, you can see the hundreds of pics on Asia Bankers' Club's Facebook page instead...

Action shot of lucky draw, because I’m not sure I’m allowed to put up too many pics of guests, you can see the hundreds of pics on Asia Bankers’ Club’s Facebook page instead…

Some pics of the stage, appetizers etc because obviously I didn’t see any of these on the night…

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And I think some of these girls in attendance are models (if not all… ask Kings what agency)

Lang Lui

Lang Lui

Ok these below are definitely models (ask Shanghai Tang what agency). These are some of the looks during the “commercial break” where Shanghai Tang took to the stage with New Year fashion choices, before the talk resumed.

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Notice something interesting about the wardrobe recommendations? (Other than that pant hemlines are fashionably shorter?) Scroll down for answer…

That’s right. NO RED. The most auspicious colors specific to the new year are apparently blue, purple and yellow. (And black, white, beige are useful neutrals to take your look from runway to realway.) I didn’t catch the science behind it, Professor Choo delivered a very meaty presentation that night and there were times I was checking back home re how the kids were doing in between getting up onstage, but I do view know-how of colors the same way I view knowing not to wear black to someone’s house at CNY (even if we ourselves are fine with it – my mum has bought me all black blouses that I’ve worn to go shopping with her at CNY, but I would not say, visit another person’s home in that. They may not believe in it being totally “unlucky” either but they’ll probably think you’re being rude)

So yes, I checked what I was wearing before de day. (For the 2 of you who like that kind of stuff – gold sequined Alessandro Dell A’cqua pencil skirt circa 7 years ago, Chloe brooch from different Chloe sweater bought maybe 5 years ago, boots from a Spanish designer I forget, that have seen me through the IPO of 1398 HK (ICBC Industrial and Commercial Bank of China, where Accumulators were KO-ing in 20 minutes of having been locked in), 9 year old cashmere sweater from Victoriassecret.com, Theory shirt that is at least 4 years old and one of my uniforms. Nothing new. 5 Minute Face and nothing done to my hair either. The only reason I even have long hair instead of a very short crop is because of the hot husband.)

Now, Kings initially asked if I was “wearing a pretty dress”, but there are many pretty young girls in dresses 🙂 I am a former banker who strove not to be seen as a “pretty young girl” for many years (even when I was young enough to qualify haha). I did meet Kings more than 12 years ago when we were market competitors in Singapore, he did propose in under 5 months thereabouts, I did introduce him as my husband of 10 years, that night. I did stay in the market some 7 years after we married (and up until Rockstar was about 2.5), just not as his direct competitor thereafter. (We avoided each other like the plague whenever we could in the markets, because there was just no way that ends well, with the whole conflict of interest thing.)

People who don’t know the history of Us might sometimes think we look an odd couple. It’s because they don’t know the history of Us. There is a banking story behind why Kings proposed within 5 months of our meeting (he wasn’t insane, I wasn’t pregnant – which I can’t thank him enough for pointing out on stage humph), the same reason I said Yes (and btw Kings and I are almost exactly the same age). It is why I have had bosses who were later Kings’ clients, it is why I would go on to have had bosses who used to be Kings’ clients. The market is small and has its own version of The Kevin Bacon Game. Kings and I got married that quickly because of what we saw of each others characters in the markets. That was how we’d got to know each other that quickly.

And now, some of the things I learned from Professor Choo:

Professor Joe Choo

Professor Joe Choo; elected President of the Malaysia Institute of Geomancy Science since 2008, who holds a professorship from Shanghai Jiao Tong University

 Here’s a few things I took away from Professor Choo’s very detailed talk that night:

Because the sun’s solar flares and solar cycle as well as the lunar cycle particularly at full moon are said to affect the Earth’s climate, individuals with weaker mental and/or physical health are said to be especially susceptible. While people don’t turn into actual werewolves when the moon is full and “Werewolf syndrome” or Hypertrichosis doesn’t have anything to do with lunar cycles, I can certainly buy that subtle changes in climate can affect levels of depression and therefore by extension your decision making ability. It’s certainly been proven that if you don’t get enough sunlight for instance, you’re much more likely to feel depressed. When it gets too damp I feel the onslaught of rheumatism.

Geomancy science to me can be applied as how solar, lunar etc cycles affect more susceptible individuals’ moods. By extension then also their open-ness to say, the productiveness of your discussions with them. Or maybe even if you are trading vanilla markets.

Seniors used to tell me that some of the best vanilla market traders have very, very good memories. Why? Because they remember, how other traders in the market reacted to certain market information. When the US Consumer Price Index came out how this many percentages of a point below expectations, the other traders in the market did that other thing. They remember when Central Banks and the people who worked for them intervened in certain currencies and markets, based on their interpretations of policies. Remembering helps them to stick it out during Should I Sell moments, or to actually run, cut their position. And obviously they care about Feng Shui because say, they can’t afford to have their judgment impaired by a lot of noisy traffic or etc.

At the end of the day by extension every “thing” – trading behavior, inventions etc – is affected by a human element. In the sense that a knife is a knife until you give it to either a sushi chef or Hannibal. If that human element is affected by solar flares and other easily measurable (if humans were smart enough to know how to measure them) astronomical occurrences, there’s nothing spiritual or hocus-pocusy about it.

Professor Choo and Kings during the various case studies - they apologized beforehand if they offended anyone, then they talked about not just good but also bad points in various developments including Sansiri ones in Thailand. YES with the CEO of Thailand's largest property developer sitting in the audience.

Professor Choo and Kings during the various case studies.

A lot of Professor Choo’s talk revolved around the shape of a property, it’s location, the general shape of a development, as well as layout – things like placement of doors within your unit. Why? Because of the flow of energy.

How energy moves or stays, based on location of mountains, the sea or other bodies of water etc in relation to where you are living, where you are raising a family. How your unit stores energy, be it of the calming sort or the kind that makes you more anxious. (It’s a no-brainer that if you had a front door facing a busy junction for eg, the simple energy and momentum of cars driving head-on at your home throughout the day, then having to come to abrupt stops, doesn’t feel very calming. (So too living very near a whole bunch of flyovers and roads – intuitively you would already probably close all your doors or windows facing very busy traffic.) The constant kinetic energy (not to mention noise, I guess) is not going to make you feel very grounded or secure. How will that then affect your ability to make important decisions in your life?)

A guest who does martial arts later commented that he could understand the similarity to martial arts, how you might employ an opponents’ energy against them, or how you would use or focus your own energy in delivering a good punch. This helped me picture it as how much more energy one would need, swimming upstream – location/apartment layout-wise.

Lastly, during the case studies, the good professor and Kings apologized beforehand if they offended anyone, then they talked about not just good but also bad points in various developments, including ones by Sansiri in Thailand. Yes with the CEO of Thailand’s largest property developer in the audience. Yes Sansiri is one of the event sponsors.

Professor Choo’s point was how no home or investment was ever “perfect.” One might view the Feng Shui of an investment or holiday abode meant to be rented out or very occasionally lived in as different from where you want to be more permanently. For making many life-changing big decisions. An investment buy can be more aggressively opportunistic of currency fluctuations for e.g. and yes, certain no-nos in Feng Shui.

A permanent home for your family, for being in the best mental state that you can be in…………………… was never that objective a decision to make, to begin with. Because when have we ever found it easy to be coldly objective when it involves our kids?

And so for that, we have prayer, and then faith, that where we land is His will. Because no decision of ours can ever be made with perfect knowledge. Even if the Feng Shui-perfect home did exist.

ps: there might be an Epilogue…

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Rockstarism #299 – Random Rockstarisms

#299

Me: I’m going out for awhile to run some errands. Back soon to take you out, you do your schoolwork first ok?

Rockstar: What kinda errands? The kind where you walk around and look at stuff? Yeah, I’m not interested in that. <turns back to laptop>

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At the playground one evening, The Rockstars are joined by a local child we’ve never met (who seems completely unaccompanied at the bottom of our development), maybe an inch shorter than Rockstar, which makes me guess his age at around 5… Especially as he asks me if I’m The Rockstars’ Mummy (as opposed to a helper – if he didn’t ask me this I’d have guessed he’s younger – but really it never ceases to amaze me how some local kids from apparently really young are quite sensitive in picking up whether another kid is accompanied by a mum or helper)…

The new boy starts following Rockstar around, but then doesn’t have much patience with the Miss. As he blocks her passage up the slide for a second time…

Rockstar: William. What are you doin’? <gently but firmly moves the boy aside so Little Miss can climb all the way up the slide>

(Little Miss btw appears to take it completely for granted her Ko-ko will have her back)

Later, at home:

Me: I saw how you stood up for Miss when you guys were playing with William.

Rockstar: Huh. Yeah…

Me: You love your sister!!

Rockstar: Hm? Yeah I guess I do. <shrugs> Even though I’m a fusspot.

I make a point of praising him for looking out for her on the slides, and reminding the Miss (who’s kind of “Well, ok… <shrugs>”).

Later that night…

Rockstar: (To the Miss) Ko-Ko told Mummy you fed your spaghetti to JD (while she was in the shower).

Me: You know, I thought I’d have your back when you told on her because she gave you a look after I told her off for feeding JD. She totally guessed you’d tell. That’s why I said “Even if Ko-Ko doesn’t tell on you I’d know you just fed JD because she looks so darn happy standing next to your feeding chair right now” but then you went and rubbed it in. You don’t care that she might not be happy you told on her?

Rockstar: Huh. Nope. <Exaggerated impassive face><turns back to laptop> 

Me: Still a fusspot, huh?

Rockstar: Yeah – Little Miss, Ko-ko’s a fusspot. 

The Miss does this:

Our plans are foiled! Foiled!!

Our plans are foiled! Foiled!!

But that's ok... Gotcha!

But that’s ok… Gotcha!

(Rockstar was Oh. She’s not really mad.)

 

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Rockstarism #298 – This Is Why They Have Cliffhangers In Stories

#298

Rockstar: Mum. Lemme tell you something. I came up with this story in school for Writing. It’s set in Star Wars. Do you know what I said?

Me: “Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away”?

Rockstar: No. “Once there were two friends named Vader and Obi-wan who were very busy people.”

Rockstar: “They lived on a planet named Hoth. One day the planet next to Hoth blew up. This made Hoth split into two.”

Rockstar: “Vader got really angry and told Obi-wan to get his clone troopers to fix it.”

Me: Wait, who has clone troopers again?

Rockstar: Obi-wan.

Me: How did he come by clone troopers?

Rockstar: In my story he has the clone troopers. So Vader’s angry and wants him to fix their planet. Because he’s not a nice guy.

Me: Really. You mean Vader, right. Vader’s not a nice guy.

Rockstar: No (he’s not). He was a nice guy who turned into a bad guy and then finally back into a good guy. So “They start fighting. Because then he was a bad guy. And THEN – <makes what passes for suspenseful sound effect> Dah.. DAH… DAAAHMMMMMMM. Dot dot dot. <makes action of pen dotting paper>. The End.

Me: What? What “The End”??

Rockstar starts singing the Star Wars theme song which I guess is supposed to pass for when the closing credits come up.

Me: No! Noooo! How can you end the story like that? I read your school email, it says you are learning about “the story mountain – starting with an orientation describing the setting and characters followed by a complication or problem and finishing with an exciting resolution.” 

Me: Your story has no resolution, you left me hanging! (Ok partly I’m trying to provoke him to a response) I want to find out what happens after the two former friends fight! So Vader and Obi-wan start fighting and there’s a broken planet and perfectly good clone troopers not being used for an apparent good cause like fixing the planet and then what happens? 

Rockstar: And then it’s the end. <nodding convincingly> It’s allowed. When you put “dot dot dot” the reader can think of their own ending. Dah.. DAH… DAAAHMMMMMMM.

Me: Huh. Do you think they’d make movies out of stories like that? (I once told him people sell the movie rights to their books and people make movies out of them and that some very profitable movie franchises like Harry Potter were from the books.)

Rockstar: Yeah!! It’s a really good idea! So more people will want to see the next one. Because they need to find out what happens next. 

Me: —

Rockstar on another narcoleptic sleep, this one at The Conrad

Rockstar on another narcoleptic sleep, this one at The Conrad

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It’s not quite Friday, but…..

Friday came early because while I haven’t been able to write that much, I did get to click around… 

1) Popular veteran teacher and fully tenured professor of sociology at University of Colorado Boulder gets in trouble for using student volunteers dressed as prostitutes as a teaching tool…….after 20 years. What is even more interesting is given this day and age, it isn’t just the Institutional Review Board she has to worry about – it’s the “Internet Review Board”. You know, when everyone and their gadzillion Facebook Friends and blog acquaintances <sheepish grin> weighs in…

Oh, she got like, 400 supportive emails a day; of course it’s often the ones that don’t sign their names (fine and maybe a few who do) that you gotta worry about…..

2) Amazon.com’s drone deliveries and clairvoyant shipping. They say it’s not happening yet, but CEOs actually mentioned it ok….

3) What the internet is really for: Cute pictures of rats with teddy bears.

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In memory of the first official pet of my childhood, Pinky (not counting the giant mutts my parents had from before I was born), an albino rat my mum rescued from a secondary school science dissection class. He bit me pretty badly when we first got him so we fed him with chopsticks and shampooed him with leather gloves on. He grew pretty big, like, 8 inches excl tail and very heavy. It’s not really icky cos you’d hardly know he was a rat except for the fat long tail. I was about 7.

4) No wait, this is what the internet is for: 25 Cutest Animal Gifs Ever.

In case it wasn't blindingly obvious dis is a baby owl enjoying having its head scratched with a back scratcher

In case it wasn’t blindingly obvious dis is a baby owl enjoying having its head scratched with a back scratcher

5) No wait, really, this is what the internet is for: 15 unusual animal friendships that will melt your heart.

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(What not to tell the elephant: “Dude, she’s just using you….”)

Oh, look at this dog with the Fluffy Thing:

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(How about, “I can’t believe that’s not a Furby”?)

6) And this is what Twitter is for: Chewbacca actor tweets behind the scenes pics of the original Star Wars Trilogy.

Dis is art.

Dis is art.

7) And this is what friends are for:

Friends don’t let their friends drive drunk. But they do let their friends think they’ve been in a 10 year coma. Such a practical use for a practical joke. Have Fun. Messing with Friend. For Cause.

8) I once linked this 5 year old dressed as various famous women in history in one of my TGIFs:

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I’m linking it again under a different header because I can’t believe it didn’t occur to me before you could choose dressing up as a famous (female) historical figure instead of a Disney Princess. <smacks forehead>

There is however one Disney Princess I do like:

pic from rottentomatoes.com

pic from rottentomatoes.com

(Hua-Mulan is the legendary girl in the Chinese poem Ballad of Mulan who took her aged father’s place to represent her family in the Chinese army.)

9) Father of 25-year old with severe autism turns his son’s talent for assembling furniture from any blueprint into a business. Self explanatory. No less awesome.

10) The Rockstars’ 5 second skit this week is How The Rest Were Won.

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A school-uniformed Rockstar climbs back into bed to lie next to a still-sleeping Miss before he has to walk to the bus stop. Little Miss wakes and he quickly offers her a slice of apple to keep her from pouncing on him the moment she’s fully conscious.

Things that make you go "Hmmmmm"

Things that make you go “Hmmmmm”

(Think how many more peace treaties could’ve been signed with slices of apple.)

ps: No, I had in fact never MCed events with 500 people in them before. Not even close. My “public speaking” experiences were mostly limited to derivative product presentations to small groups, when I was pregnant with Rockstar (wow he used to kick, when I had to force my brain to do painful things. Until today I still remember one of the most painful as a conference call with a quant and sales rep from Goldman to take apart some hairy derivative product and I blurted “YOU PEOPLE. You’re going to turn my baby into a freaking quant,” and they just roared with laughter. Huh.)

But anyway, the social event we attended the night before was a dinner to announce the setting up and structure of a Malaysian Chamber of Commerce in Hong Kong. The event I MCed the following night was the Asia Bankers Club Feng Shui talk held at the J.W. Marriott, conducted by Professor Joe Choo, president of the Malaysia Institute of Geomancy Sciences who received her professorship from Shanghai Jiao Tong University. Feng Shui is always very popular in HK, apart from the fact Kings is now sleeping off jet lag in London, the event’s going to take me much longer to write about because I didn’t want to give the wrong impression that I’m a Christian who believes in the “hocus-pocus” or “Fortune-telling” of Feng Shui. (Kings even said something to that effect, onstage – it’s not religion or the hocus-pocus superstitious bits.) There are bits that relate purely to science, for e.g. actual physical or mental discomfort people with poorer health might feel from living say, in the apartment unit directly under the rooftop swimming pool, that have nothing to do with our faith. And you might find opportunity for e.g. in negotiating a cheaper rent if you choose the “death floor” or 4th floor that only older HK buildings will have – in other words, being aware of a culture allows you opportunity to negotiate lower buying or higher selling prices. (That was what I’d said that night.) 

The following morning was Rockstar’s school Sports Day, which both Kings and I attended, Kings then rushing back to grab some stuff and head to the airport. To be honest, I deliberately left before the parents race event because I was not sure I could have kept myself from taking part, when I saw how enthusiastic so many parents are about participating in their children’s school events. That was what happened to me LAST year and I hadn’t even been in the aftermath of an adrenaline-fueled previous evening yet I still had problems trying not to die out there. (You know how when you run as fast as you can with a tennis ball balanced on a racket these things can happen.) So night before Sports Day this year, coming home to kids who had a good sleep in the afternoon and so were in no mood to sleep when I got home that night, it occurred to me next morning I might do something dorky like pass out on the field during the parents race and freak people out. 

As for that night, people say I didn’t look TOO scared. Lemme tell you: only in that instant. You should’ve seen me the days before that, up to an hour+ before that moment when I got up on stage.  

 

     

 

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Free Poses

Eagle-eyed shoppers might have noticed a new addition to an Indigo Kids window display, mid-afternoon this day.

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Pick a caption:

1) Where’s the pedal thingy so I can gun the engine?

2) This’ll have to do, I don’t know where the Ferrari is.

3) Free poses

Cyberport work warriors were taking cell phone pics. Little Miss however was in a serious mood. No hamming it up and not even a smile. And yes I’m thinking Oh No, Not Another Super-Serious One.

ps: The last few days have been some of the busiest/ most eventful for me in a long time. Besides a major social event last night, I just got out from MC-ing Kings’ Asia Bankers’ Club event tonight. Put The Rockstars down for a nap mid-afternoon so they could last til I got home without doing a nutty (we weren’t so lucky the night before) since the helper has no luck getting them to bed and can only watch them for short periods. As for Kings’ event, will blog when I can – there’s a story to tell, if I can find the words (and footage) and do a good job on it… Suffice to say I’m trying not to freak out after passing the long entrance queue 15 minutes before I thought they were going to START admitting people and I hear, “Oh well, it’s only like, 500 people.” Well you see, I thought it was 300….

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