Random pic of Rockstar flinging snacks for stray birds (this is of course not in HK but Adelaide, since it's illegal to feed birds in HK because of the bird flu)
#166
Rockstar: Mummy. Did you know A and B like my (school time snack) salmon sandwiches. I gave them one to try (the other day), they ate it all up. Then they asked me what it was. I told them salmon sandwiches.
Me: Oh, did you try their snacks?
Rockstar: Nah, they said their snacks are poop. I think their snacks are poop too. Green poop. (Apparently it’s made with vegetables but mashed together or something – Rockstar will eat broccoli florets.)
Me: What if you’re still hungry?
Rockstar: <nodding reassuringly> I can still eat the school crackers. They eat all their green poop.
Me: Did they just tell you their snack was poop so you wouldn’t want it?
Rockstar: Nah, they really think it’s poop.
Me: They don’t like it but they eat it anyway?
Rockstar: They eat anything. Even when it falls on the floor they eat it. They would eat a Giraffe.
#167
Rockstar: I can’t eat this anymore. I think I saw a fly in it.
Me: No way there’s a fly. I didn’t see anything, you’re just trying to get out of finishing your lunch (<thinking> We are squeezed next to each other right in the corner of this crowded food court, no way he saw a fly I didn’t see)
Rockstar: It came this close to my noodles and then it flew up to the door and opened it. Then it flew out.
(I continue to stare at him with cynical expression but then can’t keep a straight face and a snort of laughter escapes)
Rockstar: Hee. It opened a… window? I don’t want to eat anymore, Mum.
Rockstar has such wild imagination! He sure can be a writer or a lawyer (the way he talks his way out of finishing his meal).
Those children called their food green poop but yet still finished the poop (oops food)!!
Haha thanks Mun, yeah he’s a cakap banyak… His friends don’t like their greens also so Kwai finish everything!