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Another Friday Bites The Dust…

1) “Optional Course: Customer sleeps in girl’s arm (3 min) – 1,000 yen Girl pats customer on the back (3 min) – 1,000 yen Customer pets girl on the head (3 min) – 1,000 yen Customer and girl stare at … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #182 & #183 – The “I Know Not If I Am A Man Dreaming I Am A Butterfly” Rockstarisms

#182 Rockstar: <waving extendable antenna from radio controlled car at JD> Abracadabraaaa….. Zap! Me: What are you doing to the poor dog now? Rockstar: I turned her into a giraffe. Me: <glancing at formerly asleep dog with long-suffering look on … Continue reading

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Rockstarisms #166 & #167 – Green Poop Snacks

#166 Rockstar: Mummy. Did you know A and B like my (school time snack) salmon sandwiches. I gave them one to try (the other day), they ate it all up. Then they asked me what it was. I told them … Continue reading

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Rockstarisms #123, 124 & 125

When he wants to be good… Rockstar practicing feeding himself with chopsticks… #123 Rockstar: Mum. We can go to the bookstore after my nap. Me: You mean the bookstore you didn’t want to go to because you were sulking? Rockstar: … Continue reading

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