#277
On a recent Bumps to Babes run, Rockstar browses the bookshelves…
Rockstar: Mum. Here’s some things the baby needs to know.
Me: (thinking developmental milestones) Yeah, what?
Rockstar: <reading out seriously, authoritatively> “Learn to write ABCs”. “Learn to write 1-10”. “Learn to read – “
Me: Whoa, whoa, she’s not there yet. It’s like I don’t even have to be the parent here. You are just the worst kind of tiger parent.
Rockstar: Tsk. Wha-at… These are things she needs to know what… What happens when she grows up and goes to school…
Me: She uh, learns things at school?
Rockstar: <brightens> Look! Learn Ja-panese!
Me: Oh, come on.
Rockstar: Hee hee heeee.
Move aside mommy, here comes Tiger Bro! Hehehe. I am sure Rockstar will make sure Miss Rockstar does all her homework when she goes to school next time.
Wow! That place is sure huge – imagine having a gym in the basement with a – is that a boxing ring?!
Hah he says that now but I’m the one who’s going to be stuck with the walking and feeding and yes teaching her “Ja-panese”. Because he is so busy with the new school term and outside activities – we haven’t even started a single week with all his previous outside stuff i place because all the timings changed drastically which is why he was at bumps to babes with me instead while she was napping…
Yes that’s a full sized boxing ring, the place also had motion sensors for some sound effects I think, gist flat screen tv, lots and lots of kicking pads, sandbags etc….