Rockstarism #277 – What Babies Need To Know

#277

On a recent Bumps to Babes run, Rockstar browses the bookshelves…

Rockstar: Mum. Here’s some things the baby needs to know.

Me: (thinking developmental milestones) Yeah, what?

Rockstar: <reading out seriously, authoritatively> “Learn to write ABCs”. “Learn to write 1-10”. “Learn to read – “

Me: Whoa, whoa, she’s not there yet. It’s like I don’t even have to be the parent here. You are just the worst kind of tiger parent.

Rockstar: Tsk. Wha-at… These are things she needs to know what… What happens when she grows up and goes to school…

Me: She uh, learns things at school? 

Rockstar: <brightens> Look! Learn Ja-panese! 

Me: Oh, come on.

Rockstar: Hee hee heeee.

Cue Rocky theme music for when he is training (this was taken at the basement gym of Castle, one of our recent stays in Canberra)

Cue Rocky theme music for when he is training (pic was taken at the basement gym of Castle – just realized I never put up any pics of the gym…)

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2 Responses to Rockstarism #277 – What Babies Need To Know

  1. mun says:

    Move aside mommy, here comes Tiger Bro! Hehehe. I am sure Rockstar will make sure Miss Rockstar does all her homework when she goes to school next time.

    Wow! That place is sure huge – imagine having a gym in the basement with a – is that a boxing ring?!

    • Aileen says:

      Hah he says that now but I’m the one who’s going to be stuck with the walking and feeding and yes teaching her “Ja-panese”. Because he is so busy with the new school term and outside activities – we haven’t even started a single week with all his previous outside stuff i place because all the timings changed drastically which is why he was at bumps to babes with me instead while she was napping…

      Yes that’s a full sized boxing ring, the place also had motion sensors for some sound effects I think, gist flat screen tv, lots and lots of kicking pads, sandbags etc….

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