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Rockstarism #270 – You Were Supposed To Think It Was A Boogie

#270 Recently… Me: OMG WHAT’S THAT??? PLEASE LET IT NOT BE A TICK PLEASE LET IT NOT BE A TICK PLEASE LET IT NOT BE GIANT PREGNANT TICK FULL OF TICK BABIES… Cautiously, I pluck it off the wall with … Continue reading

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The Little Ms Rockstar Product Un-review

A guest post by The Little Miss RockstarĀ  Guest Blogger reviewing baby product Hello again, everyone. Today’s segment is a public service message to Parents of Older Babies. I think it’s important to clear up possible misconceptions about some of … Continue reading

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There Is A “Better Fathering Index”?!

There is, or soon will be, a Better Fathering Index. I shit you not, this is from non-profitĀ Centre for Fathering in Singapore. I think I kena marked down already, using s- word. Oh yeah I’m not a dad – probably … Continue reading

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And Life Goes On…

About a month ago, my helper (yes, the daft one) tried to resign. Working in Hong Kong, despite the enormous perk of being able to dress up and go out every Sunday and public holiday (or receive double pay in … Continue reading

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Final Flashback: Mummy @Large Skydive – A Rockstars Chronicle Spinoff

I picked skydiving in the first place because: 1) Back then I’d felt desperately in need of some “me” time. I would come home from a long work day and dump things in a bowl to eat while spending as … Continue reading

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I’ve Got You Babe

I behaved in the days leading up to the nanny’s final departure recently as someone who would soon join the Legion Of People Perpetually Trapped Under Napping Babies: 1) Tried to see all my regular friends “one last time” sans … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #216 – They Sell Babies, Dogs And Little Boys

#216 Rockstar: Mum. (Friend) said in some places they sell babies. Me: Oh really. And your point would be……? Rockstar: <defensive> Nothing! I was just saying…! Me: I heard in some places they sell little boys too… Rockstar: <sourly> I … Continue reading

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Staying At The HK Sanatorium With The Rockstars

HK Sanatorium is generally seen (by friends and colleagues anyway) as quite a local hospital – nurses etc will prefer to speak in Canton where possible, though everyone I happened to converse with could speak English if they had to. … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #182 & #183 – The “I Know Not If I Am A Man Dreaming I Am A Butterfly” Rockstarisms

#182 Rockstar: <waving extendable antenna from radio controlled car at JD> Abracadabraaaa….. Zap! Me: What are you doing to the poor dog now? Rockstar: I turned her into a giraffe. Me: <glancing at formerly asleep dog with long-suffering look on … Continue reading

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The Worst-Kept Secret…

… is that I’m pregnant. I kept feeling with the hormones and the morning sickness that I must be behaving extra-weird and so I kept explaining to people why I might be extra-weird. (Because when I’m weird, I’d like it … Continue reading

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