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How Dare They Obstruct Feet!

Me: Look Ms Rockstar! Cow! Moooooo! Pig! Snort-snort! Goat! Behhh! Ms Rockstar: Feet! I have Feet! Me: (reading enthusiastically) So-the-cow-took-one-look-and-charged-straight-at-the-pig, Then-jumped-on-the-table-and-tapped-out-a-jig! Ms Rockstar: I can wiggle Toes? <pause> What’s bothering Feet? Those MY feet. AIN’T NUTHIN’ GONNA DISRESPECT MA FEEEEEEEEETTT!! <lets fly … Continue reading

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It’s What You Make Of It

  Rockstar: Mum. Are you helping me out in school today? Me: <satisfactorily> Yes. (First day of school after the Easter hols, who knew I really did have a volunteer session coming up and could say that. Rockstar asks quite … Continue reading

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