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The Amazing Super Powers Of The Best Pedicure In The World

(Written several days ago) Ms Rockstar is super proud of her Feet because she hasn’t learnt the significance of Have (Pedicure)s and Have Nots. Then again her little feet are so gorgeous, so smooth and unused (except for the occasional … Continue reading

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How Dare They Obstruct Feet!

Me: Look Ms Rockstar! Cow! Moooooo! Pig! Snort-snort! Goat! Behhh! Ms Rockstar: Feet! I have Feet! Me: (reading enthusiastically) So-the-cow-took-one-look-and-charged-straight-at-the-pig, Then-jumped-on-the-table-and-tapped-out-a-jig! Ms Rockstar: I can wiggle Toes? <pause> What’s bothering Feet? Those MY feet. AIN’T NUTHIN’ GONNA DISRESPECT MA FEEEEEEEEETTT!! <lets fly … Continue reading

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