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Tag Archives: lt
How Dare They Obstruct Feet!
Me: Look Ms Rockstar! Cow! Moooooo! Pig! Snort-snort! Goat! Behhh! Ms Rockstar: Feet! I have Feet! Me: (reading enthusiastically) So-the-cow-took-one-look-and-charged-straight-at-the-pig, Then-jumped-on-the-table-and-tapped-out-a-jig! Ms Rockstar: I can wiggle Toes? <pause> What’s bothering Feet? Those MY feet. AIN’T NUTHIN’ GONNA DISRESPECT MA FEEEEEEEEETTT!! <lets fly … Continue reading
Posted in Babycare Bootcamp
Tagged accent, baby feet, blog, buatan malaysia, cow, disrespect, goat, hong kong, jig, lt, pig, rockstar, snort, St Anthony's, St Anthony's Catholic Church, St Anthony's Pok Fu Lam, tapi, toes, wiggle, Wild wild west
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Rockstarism #225 – Charting A Relationship
#225 This is Rockstar’s description of a relationship he has with a frenemy (friend + enemy) at school… “Good” and “bad” form the y-axis (no I don’t think he knows it’s a y-axis, he just called it a “range”) Apparently … Continue reading
Posted in Rockstarisms
Tagged axes, axis, calling me names, classmate, diarrhea, frenemy, friend enemy, fusspot, graph, graphs, lt, pansy, relationship, thin skin
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Rockstarism #224 – Asian and Caucasian
#224 ***Correction on 11 Sept 2012 – Rockstar came home and told me he is not the official “Environment Monitor”, another classmate of his is. Don’t know how he thought he was, but he asked me to correct ASAP. Rockstar: … Continue reading
Posted in Rockstarisms
Tagged accent, asian descent, asian friends, blonde hair, caucasian, chinese teachers, classmates, dad, expression, heart attack, kay, lt, mild surprise, nese, parents, proceeds, Putonghua, racial features
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How To Survive Armageddon (Or Construction Works And Screaming Baby)
If you are in a difficult place (ie your baby is screaming in your face so hard you want to bang your head on the wall because if you pass out you wouldn’t be able to hear it anymore), a … Continue reading
Posted in Babycare Bootcamp, Rockstar Thoughts
Tagged bedtime, breastmilk, cleaning lady, drugs, game, girlfriend, laptop, lt, lunch, morning sickness, nbsp, portuguese water dog, second pregnancy, sense of humor, sparkle, terrible twos, third time, wardrobe, young baby
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Rockstarism #222 – You Only Run For POTUS If You Can’t Spell “Potato”
#222 While we were hanging at Kosmo’s the other day, Rockstar notices an article The Daily Beast, on my laptop screen… Rockstar: Hey. There’s (one of) my name(s). Is that about me? Me: No it’s someone else who wants to … Continue reading
Posted in aileensml
Tagged beast, distinction, kosmo, laptop screen, lt, potus, president of the united states, random pic, run for president of the united states, seaweed, snack, vice president
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Rockstarism #221 – Disney Cars DVD Rockstarisms
#221 Rockstar walks by after using the bathroom, while I’m stuck to electric breast pump… Me: Come here darling, I want to tell you something. Rockstar comes over, but… Rockstar: <urgently, nodding earnestly> Not possible to pause my (Cars) DVD, … Continue reading
Posted in Rockstar Shots, Rockstarisms
Tagged backpack, cars, Dinoco, disney, drugs, electric breast pump, kay, lt, radiator, rockstar, rust eze, scenery, toy cars
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More Tales From Breastfeeding Bootcamp. Or Something.
There’s something to be said about starting your day before dawn. I haven’t done it in a long time, and forgot that it’s probably a better idea than repeatedly trying to go back to sleep. I read online that you … Continue reading
Posted in Rockstar Thoughts
Tagged 5am, business email, correspondence, dawn, drunken stupor, family member, flu, glass of wine, graveyard shift, gynea, lt, meds, resentment, sleep aid, slogans, smoothie, stomach, swig, vodka, wagging tail
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“Don’t Wear That Shirt Daddy,” Starring Little Miss Rockstar
Kings used to wear this one shirt on most “casual Fridays” in the dealing room that earned him the accolade of “Datuk” in Cantonese. Hated the thing. It was NOT Batik, it was this cheapo-looking print that his local Hongkie … Continue reading
Posted in Rockstar Shots
Tagged accolade, baby harness, bearded lady, breastmilk, c est la vie, Cantonese, car ship, casual fridays, cheapo, circus, colleagues, fashion advice, grenades, lego pieces, lt, meh, nap, nbsp, painful truths, rap, rockstar, shrugs, undoing
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Rockstarism #220 – Just Make Up Something Else
#220 Me: What did you learn in Putonghua camp today? Rockstar: “Hamburger” in Chinese is “Han-pow-pow”. And….. I don’t remember anything else. Me: You knew what “Hamburger” was before you went for camp. Rockstar: Oh. Then I don’t remember anything. … Continue reading
Posted in Rockstarisms, Talking To Rockstar
Tagged bad guys, caption, classmate, clothes, finger puppet, games, hamburger, iron man, kay, lt, policemen, pow pow, shrugs, story telling, teenager, train
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