Tag Archives: classmate

Rockstarism #256 – Another Rockstar Doodle

Posted on April 22, 2013 by admin

Emerging from settling the baby for her second nap of the day, I find Rockstar just home from school on the sofa with his magna doodle. This is what was on it: Rockstar’s back on his solar system kick, because … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstar Shots, Rockstarisms | Tagged classmate, gas planet, jupiter, magna doodle, nap, neptune, pizza, planets, poisonous atmosphere, sofa, solar system, sun, tendrils, top to bottom, uranes | 5 Comments

Rockstarism #251 – We Do Times Since We Want To Do Crimes

Posted on February 28, 2013 by admin

#251 Me: One of your friends told me you got benched in PE. What was that about? Rockstar: I don’t remember. Me: I know you do. Come on, tell me, what did you do? Rockstar: I was talking to (classmate). … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms | Tagged analogy, burglars, classmate, crimes, germany, london, lt, policemen, sheepish, shrugs, snort, wh | 5 Comments

Rockstarism #248 – Caning Is Done By Aliens (And CNY Part 3)

Posted on February 21, 2013 by admin

**Updated at bottom – found a pic of Ms Rockstar’s booties with the cheongsam #248 Before the hols… And a little illustration of how parenting has changed since our childhood… Rockstar: Mum. Classmate A and classmate B are leaving Hong … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms | Tagged buzzes, candy, caning, classmate, cny, hong kong, lt, nice meeting, nods, reply, sheung wan, shrugs, Stanley Market cheongsam | 5 Comments

Rockstarism #225 – Charting A Relationship

Posted on September 11, 2012 by admin

#225 This is Rockstar’s description of a relationship he has with a frenemy (friend + enemy) at school… “Good” and “bad” form the y-axis (no I don’t think he knows it’s a y-axis, he just called it a “range”) Apparently … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms | Tagged axes, axis, calling me names, classmate, diarrhea, frenemy, friend enemy, fusspot, graph, graphs, lt, pansy, relationship, thin skin | 4 Comments

Rockstarism #220 – Just Make Up Something Else

Posted on August 6, 2012 by admin

#220 Me: What did you learn in Putonghua camp today? Rockstar: “Hamburger” in Chinese is “Han-pow-pow”. And….. I don’t remember anything else. Me: You knew what “Hamburger” was before you went for camp. Rockstar: Oh. Then I don’t remember anything. … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged bad guys, caption, classmate, clothes, finger puppet, games, hamburger, iron man, kay, lt, policemen, pow pow, shrugs, story telling, teenager, train | 2 Comments

Rockstarism #211 – All You Really Need

Posted on May 31, 2012 by admin

#211 Rockstar: Mum. I had a dream last night. Me: What did you dream about? Rockstar: I quit my job and hired an agent. (We’ve never had a conversation about agents so he must’ve picked it up from his friends … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms | Tagged ants, big butt, classmate, clever friends, fingers, helicopter, helicopters, looking for a job, lt, partner in crime, policeman, scopes, sky, train, wobbles, zoo | 2 Comments

Rockstarism #209 – The Baby Prep Rockstarisms

Posted on May 19, 2012 by admin

Recently, Kings had been caring for Rockstar more, as I slowly recovered from a cough and cold – resulting in him being unable to leave the home at any time without announcing his intentions at least 15 minutes earlier, because … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms | Tagged baby one, classmate, egg, eggs, fried rice, grownups, head start, long time, lt, mummy, noodles, rockstar, sleep, stunts, torture | 4 Comments

Rockstarism #204 – Fart jokes and not jokes

Posted on April 19, 2012 by admin

#204 Me: How was school, darling? Rockstar: We were learning about Hong Kong. (Classmate) asked who built Peak Tower… Then he yelled (his name)! (His name!) Everyone laughed, and he laughed loudest. But I didn’t laugh. I (happened to be) … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms | Tagged bank of china, bedtime, bodily functions, classmate, curse word, darling, honesty, how was school, hypocrite, IFC, long suffering, peak tower, resemblance, shrugs, something stinks, sound gt, stinky, tallest building in hong kong, toilet humor, toilet jokes | 6 Comments

Rockstarism #200 – The Ways We Speak

Posted on March 31, 2012 by admin

#200 Rockstar: Mum. I need help with this. Help me take it out faster. Me:?? What’s wrong with it? Rockstar: The wheels are the wrong way. See? Lines. Not circles. Me: (feeling lazy – not to mention it’s actually this … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms | Tagged artjamming, classmate, giant, hub, lego, lt, manglish, match, mister mister, school friends, singlish, wheels, worm, wrong way, yup | 1 Comment

Rockstarism #197 – Putting A Face To The Imaginary Friends and Others…

Posted on March 19, 2012 by admin

#197 Rockstar still likes to scrawl really quick “cartoons” with a perm marker… “Lunarotato” is a new one, we agreed on the spelling after Rockstar explained “It rhymes with ‘potato’…” We haven’t decided if he’s a robot because on the … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms | Tagged bak kut teh, being a good friend, carbon dioxide, classmate, classmates, girls, lt, nice girl, oxygen, shrugs, superstar | 3 Comments