Tag Archives: rockstar

CSI Hong Kong Island: Baby. Must….. Sleep!

Posted on September 27, 2012 by admin

Baby is kicking on playmat. Moments later, she begins to fuss. A moderate fussing, nothing too dramatic. Husband: Hmm. Baby Ngeh-ing. Must Put Her To Sleep. <Picks baby up. Begins to rock baby to sleep.> Baby tries to explain. But- … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp | Tagged arnold schwarzenegger, background noise, blankets, btw, cot, couple days, fist, hips, iphone, john connor, lt, morning wife, nap, peter parker, programing, rhythm, rockstar, terminator iii, textures, wife goodbye | 5 Comments

How Dare They Obstruct Feet!

Posted on September 20, 2012 by admin

Me: Look Ms Rockstar! Cow! Moooooo! Pig! Snort-snort! Goat! Behhh! Ms Rockstar: Feet! I have Feet! Me: (reading enthusiastically) So-the-cow-took-one-look-and-charged-straight-at-the-pig, Then-jumped-on-the-table-and-tapped-out-a-jig! Ms Rockstar: I can wiggle Toes? <pause> What’s bothering Feet? Those MY feet. AIN’T NUTHIN’ GONNA DISRESPECT MA FEEEEEEEEETTT!! <lets fly … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp | Tagged accent, baby feet, blog, buatan malaysia, cow, disrespect, goat, hong kong, jig, lt, pig, rockstar, snort, St Anthony's, St Anthony's Catholic Church, St Anthony's Pok Fu Lam, tapi, toes, wiggle, Wild wild west | 2 Comments

Rockstarism #227 – There Can Be Only One… Baby

Posted on September 17, 2012 by admin

#227 Rockstar: Mum. Will your (c section) scar ever disappear? Me: No darling, I will have it for life. I don’t mind, it means I’m your and the baby’s mum. Rockstar: You can’t have another baby. Who would carry it? … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged baby, biomaterial, c section scar, contractubex, cosmetic cream, desperation, facial scars, gynea, heavy duty, kelocote, lab experiment, last time, malaysia singapore, nbsp, rockstar, scar cream, scientist, stretch marks, surgery scars, there can be only one, tubes, two different things | 7 Comments

Let The Hallucinations Begin

Posted on September 8, 2012 by admin

There’s only so many times the Bermuda Triangle or black holes fascinate many people, why should wardrobe doors be any different. Ms Rockstar has been a real screamer lately, because the noisiest of construction works started up again for most … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstar Shots, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged appropriate response, bermuda triangle, black holes, bright sunny skies, burp, cup of coffee, dior, disapproval, e entertainment, excuse, imagining things, ivy league, muse, nanny, playmat, priorities, rockstar, screamer, thunderstorm warnings, wardrobe doors | 4 Comments

Oh Let’s Just Call It What It Is… The Friday Post…

Posted on August 31, 2012 by admin

Forever and ever til a toxic waste spill 1) Awkward wedding photo bombs. 2) Can’t improve on: funniest autocorrects of Aug 3) The quote that may change your view: “If (Lance) Armstrong used banned substances, he was only leveling the … Continue reading →

Posted in The TGIF Posts | Tagged brains, buzz bissinger, cancer foundation, cheaters, colors, consumers, cypress hill, disciplinary action, insane in the brain, ipod, lance armstrong, linkedin, mr armstrong, nbsp, newsweek, odds, panda, rockstar, squid, uncool | 5 Comments

Dragon Mother Cometh

Posted on August 29, 2012 by admin

There is a special place in my heart for the joys of construction works being carried out in the neighboring apartment (“til October!” the officious-sounding laminated notice pasted in the lift lobby promises – did anyone notice the irony is just … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp, Rockstar Shots | Tagged btw, building management, construction noise, cue, doors and windows, dust protection, hk, hooks, irony, management person, neighbors, place in my heart, promises, reception desk, rockstar, shangri la, shelves, smog, terrible person, window blinds | 2 Comments

I’ve Got You Babe

Posted on August 27, 2012 by admin

I behaved in the days leading up to the nanny’s final departure recently as someone who would soon join the Legion Of People Perpetually Trapped Under Napping Babies: 1) Tried to see all my regular friends “one last time” sans … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp | Tagged babe, babes, babies, clinique concealer, dark undereye circles, final departure, fruit smoothies, god, laptop, last time, nanny, numbers games, panda, panda eyes, rockstar, Shopping, squeezies, toiletries | 5 Comments

Oh, The Songs We Sing To Baby…

Posted on August 23, 2012 by admin

So after a rocky start I’ve been singing regularly to Ms Rockstar, which means we have an official “sleeping song,” a couple “feeding songs,” a “bath song”. Decided to do that after the baby screamed her lungs out at me … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp | Tagged charles dicken, creatures of habit, donald trump, false hope, glimmer, good mood, kne, little baby girl, little face, musical instrument, oliver twist, oom pah pah, performance pressure, red queen, rockstar, rocky start, sleeping song, sling, sweet little baby, tavern wench | 1 Comment

And How Was Your Weekend?

Posted on August 19, 2012 by admin

A few things we did this weekend… Noticed the statues were still strapped down after the last typhoon… (Sorry got more Kwah Chang ones I forgot to take – the ceramic statues had a kind of fishnet over them, not … Continue reading →

Posted in aileensml | Tagged appropriateness, bankers club, bernoulli, car driver, ceramic statues, disagreement, electric cars, expensive car, expensive toys, fishnet, lighting mcqueen, pamphlets, price tag, red car, rockstar, rockstars, sibling, sports car, sunnies, tesla | 8 Comments

Rockstarism #221 – Disney Cars DVD Rockstarisms

Posted on August 16, 2012 by admin

#221 Rockstar walks by after using the bathroom, while I’m stuck to electric breast pump… Me: Come here darling, I want to tell you something. Rockstar comes over, but… Rockstar: <urgently, nodding earnestly> Not possible to pause my (Cars) DVD, … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstar Shots, Rockstarisms | Tagged backpack, cars, Dinoco, disney, drugs, electric breast pump, kay, lt, radiator, rockstar, rust eze, scenery, toy cars | 4 Comments